Had a weird dream again... not including art and pussy this time

I was in a store being chased by something. I passed the game section and saw Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai! for the vita. The display was a game and it's the anime, but bitch be naked and flying thru the game play super mario 2 style like princeess peach style on 1-2. I woke... first thought was 'yuri gonna love this'. So i rolled over whispered in his ear, fucked his tight ass and fell sleep again. Fuck pie and apple brandy shine is evil.

I envy you.

Why don't get amazing dreams like this? Man, fuck the police I want to dream something cool.

Poor Yuri

No dream with me in it.

Are you positive this wasnt one of those onlooking dreams where you see art thinking heavily whether to choose dick or vagina?

But then it gets weird were this shemale walks in and you just want to wake up while he's prancing around in joy...

Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Catherine Martin: Mister... my family will pay cash. Whatever ransom you're askin' for, they pay it.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
[to his dog, Precious]
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
Catherine Martin: Okay... okay... okay. Mister, if you let me go, I won't - I won't press charges I promise. See, my mom is a real important woman... I guess you already know that.
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Now it places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: Please! Please I wanna go home! I wanna go home please!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It places the lotion in the basket.
Catherine Martin: I wanna see my mommy! Please I wanna see my...
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


@koko
The art dream was me and him cruzing to banging sluts and crushing nuts.:*¿+

SHOVE YOUR DICK IN APPLE PIE

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Cool dream.

i wish i had dreams like these, instead shits with dragons and things that can't be explained '-'

I don't have sexual dreams, especially involving guys.

Instead I have weird-as-shit dreams. One time I got married and I was the one in the wedding dress. Another time, Ace Ventura held my hometown hostage and played a Saw-esque game with the inhabitants until we chased him and killed him, and for some reason Piccolo from DBZ was involved.

I can't even remember my dreams nowadays.

Stick around IB more, and you might.

The Usual

THE HORROR

I....I can't take it anymore.... *dies*

Same dream since October.

So am I precious and you are Buffalo Bill?

No you're the whore in the hole. I'm precious. Mantis is bill.

I didn't even wake up. Then when I did I had a soaked anus.

I am silent. I am the booty bandit.