Hand-Job Protest Song
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AxlHardy20 wrote...
I like handjobs and blowjobs equally.says the guy who sneezed in a woman's mouth, while trying to kiss her.
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
AxlHardy20 wrote...
I like handjobs and blowjobs equally.says the guy who sneezed in a woman's mouth, while trying to kiss her.
Dont forget, he peed in ones mouth while she was getting ready to give a blowjob.
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On topic:
"But I said you fucking bitch, your hand does not belong there at all"
^ Best part of the song.
"But I said you fucking bitch, your hand does not belong there at all"
^ Best part of the song.
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catfish wrote...
lazyasschillypepper wrote...
AxlHardy20 wrote...
I like handjobs and blowjobs equally.says the guy who sneezed in a woman's mouth, while trying to kiss her.
Dont forget, he peed in ones mouth while she was getting ready to give a blowjob.
It's like a IRL comic.
Anyway, handjobs doesn't feel as good at all imo. Songs says it, I can do it better myself.
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Whelp, sucks for the guy that his gal gives lousy hand-jobs, I guess. Perhaps if he spent some time showing her how to do it right instead of making terrible songs, they'd improve ;p
And for the record, I'll take a properly done hand-job over getting head, or fapping, any day.
And for the record, I'll take a properly done hand-job over getting head, or fapping, any day.