Happy 31st birthday to me!

I'm not sure if this was the correct place in the forums, but I made sure to read the rules and FAQ before making it this time, so do correct me if I did.

As of the 24th of this month, I'll be 31 years old. It doesn't really feel like I'm old, but the responsibilities of a single guy like myself is surely piling up on me faster than I can deal with life's changes. Thanks to all the crazy fellow FAKKUers out there who kept me entertained with the forum posts and what not, I've been job hunting for awhile and I got a job interview in the morning, so hearing your IB thoughts (and whatever goodies you can share, hentai or not) would lift my spirits up for the day ahead.

Who the fuck are you?

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday

So.
Fuckin'.
Old.

But seriously though, happy birthday.

You're closer death.
Fuck Bitches and Get Money.
And then Fuck More Bitches.
And do whatever in the process.

So did you become a wizard or not?

HA

Also yeah i not the oldest fucker here.

Im curious about your wizard status myself. Do you get any cool powers in exchange for being forever alone?

Congratulations and happy birthday, wizard status dude.

Happy birthday, have my babies!

Congrats man. You at least know how to cast "Fire", right?

Nice offer, Fluttershy, but I'm not ready to have any vanilla loving demon offspring just yet, but I'll consider it.

c'moon, so you a mage or what?

Happy birthday, you!

I'll probably cry and rock myself in a corner when I turn 31.

If I turn 31? Future is so unpredictable.

1st step to becoming a wizard - Be a virgin 30 years of age.

Congratz, now all you need to do is pledge to faggotory, stop masturbating for 9 months, and offer blood from your penis to Shinji.

Source: Wizard's Guide

Damn. I'll wait for you! Damnit. It'll be a beautiful and blessed pony/demon.

Happy birthday even though it's still the 23rd for me.

@Heizan, your sig is disturbing

The watermark fucked me up bad.

Cast Indignation for us :3