Happy Chinese New Year you motherfuckers.

Greetings from the eastern hemisphere. Have a sheep.

Or a goat.

AKA the weakest talisman in Jackie Chan Adventures.

#TeamTigerTalisman

That shit conjured up the funniest episodes.

Worst year, confirmed.

Eh. If I remember correctly I was born in the year of the Roster.
4 February 1992 – 22 January 1993: Water Monkey

Oh, on the last day too. Still don't care that much but neat I guess. Happy New year to any Chinese users.

DO I LOOK LIKE A CHINK TO YOU?

True story:
When I was a toddler my mum took me to KFC or one of those greasy ass places once. The woman behind the counter was some kind of Asian. I asked for "chinky" meaning "chicken".

Kung Hei Fat Choy motherfucker.

I don't get it. That guy is sitting in a weird position, and is he talking to somebody? Or just to himself?

He's probably really drunk, he seems to be seeing something that isn't there.

On a sidenote, there will not be a Friday the 13th followed by Valentines day again until 2032. I checked. And even then, Friday the 13th, won't happen 2 months in a row (February, March 2015).

Unluckiest year for sure.

ST

Born in 1991 it's my year bitches!

Gold Goat bitches.

Kung hei fat choi nigga

So your kidneys are blocked from a dark chi?

That shit was secret top tier.