Happy New Years!

Gotta say it before I get too drunk and forget.


Enjoy my ugly mug.

Happy New Year Faggot

Same to you ya fuckin' pineapple queer!

I don't hate pineapples as much as I used to -.-

still wouldn't put it on a pizza

What about spam? I heard Hawaiians are nuts about spam.

Enjoy my suicide film.
-via google speak to text-

Dude, WTF!? I'm a piece of shit 25 year old living with his parents (but mind you, I'm actually going to college to upgrade my math from the retarded level it's at right now). I really hope you aren't suicidal and this is your last video, because that'd be fucked up. Also, I have a friend who is diabetic and he likes his gin. I hope you don't end up in a diabetic coma.

It water. I was just bored.

too much of it as a kid. Don't like it too much as an adult.

Needs to be prepared correctly. Either with a lot of sauce or from 7/11

If that is the case, then fuck you! I would seriously back hand you right now in person for that. I have enough alcohol in my system to not feel fear.

Do you care to elaborate on the correct preparation method?

5 more mins and the sky over fresno will be covered with tracer rounds and rockets. It like i never returned from hajiland. Or looking over to Juárez,

need to pour teriyaki on my rice

NO TERIYAKI IS NOT FROM A FUCKING CHINA!

Explanation, if you didn't get the reference.

How's that hangover?

Never had one ever off alcohol. I haven't drank in year or so now.. well a glass of blue label on my birthday and that sip of orange shine last night. Davey probably still drunk.

Also fuck them next year. The sober taxi isn't me anymore. A party with other drunks is fun without being somewhat buzzed.... which i can now do with a sixer.

Happy New Years.

Um...<.<

Happy new year

You look 14.