Happy Puebla defeats the french day.

but only white people celebrates it. Cinco de mayonnaise. Eat a pizza today or drink a gin and tonic. It's not like it a real holiday outside that state in Mexico. Everyone defeated the french at some point in european/asian/new world history.

Congrats to Mexico for defeating the french. Its not like every other country has already beaten them. I'm surprised ISIS hasn't taken them over yet, seems like the easiest target. They'd blend in pretty well, they all smell like literal shit.