Has anyone else ever gotten bent?

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I was having sex(doggy style) with my fiance last night and I just came so I was still inside when she had a coughing fit and it made my penis bend in a way no penis is meant to. I doubled over and shouted in pain and my poor penis is still a bit sore.

Has this happened to anyone else or does this only ever happen to me?

no u

This could be an actual medical issue. Get checked by a urologist, before your dick falls off.

Nope me too

I bent your mother. I made her take my cock oral except in the bridge position.

Alas, this is not the first time, and probably won't be the last. That said I don't have any visible bruising so I should be back in business in a day or two. I just felt the need to share my little misadventure.

ART IN ITS FINEST.

Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.

I want to live in the world you live in.

It's full of bats. I live in bat country.

So you're batman?

So... I'm not Art at its finest? ;n;

You never were.

Not yet. You still need more training.

She is trying to cut your dick off with her vagina.