Has this happened to you guys?

Kinda curious



This didn't happen to me sadly.... there's a lot of things I probably would've asked for.

Like a motor bike or a chainsaw shotgun [not to be confused with the Lancer, this is a shotgun that fires duel chainsaws exceeding 80mps]

I could probably have gone with psychic powers. Blowing people's heads off like a pimp. Bitch bitching about bitches? No problem, mental bitch slap dat hoe.

Or maybe a duel penis. The ladies like the extra joystick. You know what they say, that penis milk brings all the chicks to the yard. I also heard that their life is a bit sticky than other chicks, but please do not quote me on such hearsay I'm not really a valuable source of knowledge.

Which reminds me, I probably might have asked for knowledge like that MacGyver shit. I bet that guy can make a condom out of a glass bottle and some paper clips.

and before you ask, no its not my birthday

Nice comic, btw.

I lol'd

ROFLMAO!! XD

Perfect!

lol

also thanks RBZ, I need to hunt down the artist because the name escapes me now.
Someone said it was the same guy that made skeleton jelly but I'm not so sure on that.

wut

instead of one penis you have two

Often mentioned during duel penetration.

Also, chicks love it

It's dual, not duel. You don't use your penis to fight someone; although the thought is extremely amusing and noble.

ah but the chick in question will most likely try to fight it .

They'll say it not what they want, but in the end....

chicks love it

This thread is awesome.