Have sex with your iPad.
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opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
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saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Buy second tablet for personal use only.
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Callonia wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Buy second tablet for personal use only.
inb4 broke. Unless you're Donald Trump.
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Peltor wrote...
Callonia wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Buy second tablet for personal use only.
inb4 broke. Unless you're Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is rich and broke at same time xD
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Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Haha, jokes on them. Apple is already fucking their wallets with overpriced shit.Now is the time to fuck back.
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Callonia wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Buy second tablet for personal use only.
I think a toy that's been designed for the specific purpose of getting me off would probably be a better investment than a second tablet :P I could probably get something really cool for the price of a tablet :)
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Foreground Eclipse wrote...
Haha, jokes on them. Apple is already fucking their wallets with overpriced shit.The ipad onahole combo is like fucking a high price whore.... with down syndrome.
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With Sexy Results wrote...
Oh wow... That's just sad.How so? You masterbate to things, so why not have a clip that holds a toy?
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Yeap, fleshlight holds the fluids. I'm pretty sure you can pull the insert out, invert it and clean it. You can also get cleaning shit for them, by the look of it. Haven't got one myself, but seriously considering it...
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So try to explain how you broke your tablet to the Best Buy employee.
Srry sir fucking your tablet till it cracks isn't covered in the policy.
Srry sir fucking your tablet till it cracks isn't covered in the policy.
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Drifter995 wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Yeap, fleshlight holds the fluids. I'm pretty sure you can pull the insert out, invert it and clean it. You can also get cleaning shit for them, by the look of it. Haven't got one myself, but seriously considering it...
I just pictured a guy putting his fleshlight together blindfolded like they do with guns in cheesy action movies XD
But that does sound pretty practical :)
PS. Might that be a first gen civic i see in your signature?
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
saishothewriter wrote...
Drifter995 wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
opanihuya wrote...
saishothewriter wrote...
... I have a galaxy tab.. And lady bits.. Slightly jealous right nowhttp://support.sprint.com/support/tutorial/Turn_vibrate_on_or_off_Samsung_Galaxy_Tabtrade/25829-183
A couple of problems with that..
The fleshlight thing seems like it'd contain most of the.. fluids
My Galaxy tab pro 12" tablet has a fuzzy case :/
And i lend it to visitors. I just wouldn't feel right using it in that way :/
Yeap, fleshlight holds the fluids. I'm pretty sure you can pull the insert out, invert it and clean it. You can also get cleaning shit for them, by the look of it. Haven't got one myself, but seriously considering it...
I just pictured a guy putting his fleshlight together blindfolded like they do with guns in cheesy action movies XD
But that does sound pretty practical :)
PS. Might that be a first gen civic i see in your signature?
Haha nice
And yep, '77 4dr trunk model
