Have you ever...?

Have you ever performed an SPC (Sure Pregnancy Cumshot)? It's like a critical hit to the pussy, flashy animations and all, plus you can see the results 9 months later. It negates the condom and pill contraceptive methods.

I swear I saw bigfoot today.

I just ate some S'mores.

Breaded Shrimp & Mash Potatoes

I HAD NESSY IN MY BATHTUB.

TURNS OUT IT WAS A SHE AND A MOE MONSTER GIRL AT THAT.

Spoiler:

I like turtles.
EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!

You become hated as soon as you show your colors as a retarded brony.

-Keyword- RETARDED

[size=3]I'm fine with bronies as long as they're not stupid.[/h]

Are you like, ten years old, or just really retarded (or both) ?
How would I know anyway ? I don't have any kids.

[size=29]And special guest Okiley91!!!!!!!!!![/h]

Bronie?
No no you are clearly mistaken.
Dj Pon-3 only goes good with my name plus is only my fav.
So to clear the air this is the only way i like my ponies.
http://e621.net/post?tags=mlp
Stupidity level: MAXED
For being a rule 34 brony

I'm thinking of riding my bike later, most preferably without the brakes just for the thrills

Let me try this again...

*dials number.*

~Ring, ring~

Receptionist Girl: Give a Fuck Incorporated.
Me: Hi, I'd like to-
Receptionist Girl: Oh...it's you again.
Me: Look, I'm know I'm being pushy...but I'm really trying my hardest to give a fuck to this thread.
Receptionist Girl: ...*Sigh*...Sir, do you remember when you first called?
Me: Yeah.
Receptionist Girl: Remember what I told you back then?
Me: You told me "if you find a fuck-worthy thread, we'll send a fuck right over."
Receptionist Girl: That's right. Now, please look at this thread for me.
Me: *Adjusting glasses* Okay...
Receptionist Girl: Does it look like a fuck-worthy thread?
Me: No, not really...
Receptionist Girl: See? You've already got your answer! Was that so hard?
Me: ...N-no.
Receptionist Girl: Aww, cheer up! I'm sure you'll find a fuck-worthy thread one day. And when you do, I'll personally make sure the first fuck that comes in goes to you.
Me: You will? Thanks!
Receptionist Girl: Alright! Have a nice day, sir.
Me: You too.
*CLICK*
~Beep...beep...beep...~



[size=1]That feel when I realize that she's only a part of my subconscious...[/h]

Yes twice... that i know of.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

ಠ_ಠ
You Have No Idea.

And that is how I like it.

Nice sig quote OP.

I can't relate to that quote.