Have you ever...?
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Have you ever performed an SPC (Sure Pregnancy Cumshot)? It's like a critical hit to the pussy, flashy animations and all, plus you can see the results 9 months later. It negates the condom and pill contraceptive methods.
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I like turtles.
EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
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DJ Not Nice wrote...
I like turtles.EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
You become hated as soon as you show your colors as a retarded brony.
-Keyword- RETARDED
[size=3]I'm fine with bronies as long as they're not stupid.[/h]
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Are you like, ten years old, or just really retarded (or both) ?
How would I know anyway ? I don't have any kids.
How would I know anyway ? I don't have any kids.
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Heizan-Tr5 wrote...
DJ Not Nice wrote...
I like turtles.EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
You become hated as soon as you show your colors as a retarded brony.
-Keyword- RETARDED
[size=3]I'm fine with bronies as long as they're not stupid.[/h]
Bronie?
No no you are clearly mistaken.
Dj Pon-3 only goes good with my name plus is only my fav.
So to clear the air this is the only way i like my ponies.
http://e621.net/post?tags=mlp
Stupidity level: MAXED
For being a rule 34 brony
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Let me try this again...
*dials number.*
~Ring, ring~
Receptionist Girl: Give a Fuck Incorporated.
Me: Hi, I'd like to-
Receptionist Girl: Oh...it's you again.
Me: Look, I'm know I'm being pushy...but I'm really trying my hardest to give a fuck to this thread.
Receptionist Girl: ...*Sigh*...Sir, do you remember when you first called?
Me: Yeah.
Receptionist Girl: Remember what I told you back then?
Me: You told me "if you find a fuck-worthy thread, we'll send a fuck right over."
Receptionist Girl: That's right. Now, please look at this thread for me.
Me: *Adjusting glasses* Okay...
Receptionist Girl: Does it look like a fuck-worthy thread?
Me: No, not really...
Receptionist Girl: See? You've already got your answer! Was that so hard?
Me: ...N-no.
Receptionist Girl: Aww, cheer up! I'm sure you'll find a fuck-worthy thread one day. And when you do, I'll personally make sure the first fuck that comes in goes to you.
Me: You will? Thanks!
Receptionist Girl: Alright! Have a nice day, sir.
Me: You too.
*CLICK*
~Beep...beep...beep...~
[size=1]That feel when I realize that she's only a part of my subconscious...[/h]
*dials number.*
~Ring, ring~
Receptionist Girl: Give a Fuck Incorporated.
Me: Hi, I'd like to-
Receptionist Girl: Oh...it's you again.
Me: Look, I'm know I'm being pushy...but I'm really trying my hardest to give a fuck to this thread.
Receptionist Girl: ...*Sigh*...Sir, do you remember when you first called?
Me: Yeah.
Receptionist Girl: Remember what I told you back then?
Me: You told me "if you find a fuck-worthy thread, we'll send a fuck right over."
Receptionist Girl: That's right. Now, please look at this thread for me.
Me: *Adjusting glasses* Okay...
Receptionist Girl: Does it look like a fuck-worthy thread?
Me: No, not really...
Receptionist Girl: See? You've already got your answer! Was that so hard?
Me: ...N-no.
Receptionist Girl: Aww, cheer up! I'm sure you'll find a fuck-worthy thread one day. And when you do, I'll personally make sure the first fuck that comes in goes to you.
Me: You will? Thanks!
Receptionist Girl: Alright! Have a nice day, sir.
Me: You too.
*CLICK*
~Beep...beep...beep...~
[size=1]That feel when I realize that she's only a part of my subconscious...[/h]
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You know, I shat bricks at the SCP partbut then propmtly un-shat those bricks at the lulz on the way down.
And I don't think that happens in the real world. Hentai logic be damed.
And I don't think that happens in the real world. Hentai logic be damed.
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DJ Not Nice wrote...
Heizan-Tr5 wrote...
DJ Not Nice wrote...
I like turtles.EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
You become hated as soon as you show your colors as a retarded brony.
-Keyword- RETARDED
[size=3]I'm fine with bronies as long as they're not stupid.[/h]
Bronie?
No no you are clearly mistaken.
Dj Pon-3 only goes good with my name plus is only my fav.
So to clear the air this is the only way i like my ponies.
http://e621.net/post?tags=mlp
Stupidity level: MAXED
For being a rule 34 brony
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Dawnriser wrote...
DJ Not Nice wrote...
Heizan-Tr5 wrote...
DJ Not Nice wrote...
I like turtles.EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
You become hated as soon as you show your colors as a retarded brony.
-Keyword- RETARDED
[size=3]I'm fine with bronies as long as they're not stupid.[/h]
Bronie?
No no you are clearly mistaken.
Dj Pon-3 only goes good with my name plus is only my fav.
So to clear the air this is the only way i like my ponies.
http://e621.net/post?tags=mlp
Stupidity level: MAXED
For being a rule 34 brony
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
ಠ_à²
You Have No Idea.
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DJ Not Nice wrote...
Dawnriser wrote...
DJ Not Nice wrote...
Heizan-Tr5 wrote...
DJ Not Nice wrote...
I like turtles.EDIT: Lawl Negative rep? It just gets better and better.
EDITED: -2 rep? O.o KEEP IT COMING!
You become hated as soon as you show your colors as a retarded brony.
-Keyword- RETARDED
[size=3]I'm fine with bronies as long as they're not stupid.[/h]
Bronie?
No no you are clearly mistaken.
Dj Pon-3 only goes good with my name plus is only my fav.
So to clear the air this is the only way i like my ponies.
http://e621.net/post?tags=mlp
Stupidity level: MAXED
For being a rule 34 brony
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
ಠ_à²
You Have No Idea.
And that is how I like it.

