he reminded me of sgt. hartman

last friday, when we failed to turn up our C codes, we tried to get away scott free by making excuses. all we got from our instructor was:

"i dont care if you have to search your gay porn archives in your hard drive to get it. you have until 5pm to give me your work and i expect a 'no bullshit' assessment to go with it."

we were silent but managed to submit later.

Looks like he's on to you. Hide your shit in a folder that doesn't say GAY PORN COLLECTION on it.

Mine says 'Definitely not Gay Porn' on it. Think anyone will catch on?

It's practically wearing camouflage.

our excuse was a tad shitty because my partner was a fucking moron.

"sir, we accidentally deleted the entire layer copied via notepad. can you please pardon our mistake sir?"

i had to keep silent and NOT speak or the teach will start to be a hardass on us again (due to a certain moment in class before, i threw my ballpen right at the bastard for being so insulting)

You assault people for finding out you fap to men doing a 69? Damn man, just rename the damn folder.

no i didnt to that shit at the spot. i did that three weeks before we went to his office.

and i DONT fap to men... that moron probably does because we did the shit in his PC

Wait, so you copyapasta'd the gay shit from the teacher's computer? At least that explains how he knew you had it.

Heh...