Hello. Let me hit you with some creepypasta.

A story for you all. Mwah!

It was a rather favorable day. Sun shining, and a beach full of stunning babes & small children. I had bought a new swimsuit the other day and felt it might be nice to get out of the uncomfortably hot apartment anyway. I begun packing all the things I needed and walked out the house. I wave to the apartment manager, to find a rather rude expression of horror on her face. I said to her "What the hell are you lookin' at?!" and stormed off. That's not going to be pretty later. Who cares.

I continue on down the street toward the beach, and find that not only my manager was giving me the same look. Mothers, with their hands over their children's eyes, old men giving me glares. It was startling, let alone embarrassing. I find myself ignoring them as I keep walking towards the big blue.

I finally reach my destination. I scratch my beard as I looked to the azure sky, and watch the seagulls chirp. Is that the word, chirp? "I dunno, nor do I care." I think to myself. The ocean breeze hits my face, and then I realize why I was being giving those dirty, but attracting looks of horror. My pecker is blowing in the wind.

I hope you like this random article of fiction! :P

:/

This is fucking gay.

Retarded

Creepypasta: A story meant to be unnerving to the reader. You understand now? xD

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Yeah but a _creepy_pasta is ment to be ... creepy.

It wasn't really unnerving but gave me a bit of a chuckle.

That was more embarrassing.. in more ways then one

delete the OP

Gwahaha! Successful troll!

Your. Welcome.

>troll

Seriously?

I've had wayy too much caffeine for my own good. Rather disgraceful for a sophisticate such as I.

Also, you're*

That was so bad... I think I may have punched a baby accidentally

Princess Bride. Good movie.

OT: >"Trolling"
>"Creepy pasta"
jon stop

unrelated gif plox

Yours wasn't unnerving unless unnerving means "crappy and I wish to commit suicide".

Also it's obvious you weren't trolling you just suck and everyone called you out for it. Go back to /b/ and learn not to faggot so hard.