HELP i'm locked alone in a room and mistress wont let me jO

seriously theres nowhere in this blue lit room;
and i can't get out
and theres porn playing

and shes the best dont want her to leave me but she will if im all
-_- hey don't judge me (or her) i'll knock you out with my empty beer cans
so if i'm locked in here for 24 hours watching porn in a blue lit room i cant get out of;


this had better not happen


that bitch this is going a lit...wait no i take that back
least there isnt any wax this time aruond
and i'm not tied up from the roof

so the question is
really horny
can't masturbate
punishment = no liquor


derp
what shud i do

what? Also jizz on her stuff...

Lies, Cool story
Pics or it never happened

Die.

that's horrible advice

do you like bruises from a cane? i don't this isn't china

u jellie?
mad you arent in europe about to have the best explosion of your life?
(whenever she gets back)

Sprechen sie deutsche ?

Oil yourself up, play some sax music and wait for her to come back.

wait for your chance and rape her...

stop giving bad advice - tell me do you like being beaten within an inch of your life?



and stop being butthurt - u tried to get me banned first i reciprocated now its over; get over it


go get laid little hater person

heh heh...

> Log onto FAKKU
> Go to IB
> Ask IB wat do

set the room on fire

forgive me for not thinking too clearly - all the blood is flowing somewhere besides my head

Don't set the room on fire, set yourself on fire.

Why would you come to IB for advice?

This is the best idea in this whole thread~

Well... You could kill yourself...

try waiting for her to come back and kil her for locking you in the room...

...and then he can kill himself.

we aren't romeo and juliet -_-


fuck off