Help me.

So i found out this morning that my younger sister, (18) will be coming to live me for three weeks. Thats cool, but now i need a really good place to hide my rather sizable collection of Doujinshi, hentai DVDs and posters.
Anyone want to help me?

Your sister will probably already figure you for a geek/otaku and a pervert so it shouldn't be that big of an issue. I mean she is 18? If she isn't staying in your room then keep it locked or if you are that nervous store some of the more lewd shit where any pervert would: under the bed, in the closet, in boxes, or under the floor boards.



Also figured this video to be appropriate.

Give her the D.

All of my stuff is in my office. No one goes in there. Plus my mangos are on a bookshelf. H-manga and doujinshi too... well the 'normal' ones at least.

hey. hey its not that bad.

attic/basement in a box?

I doubt she'd look around or ask/clean things to that extent. just leave it in a box in the corner of your room with something on top of it, like books or something. The best hiding place is in plain sight.

I would send this to my friends and broh's.... but i never hear the end of them saying... ' Joe(which is my name)... Diaper porn?'. They know i probably have the other ones.

Send them all to me.

Don't hide it.

Everyone's gotta learn sometime.

Stash it in a box under your bed like people did before the internet was a widely available thing.

Why is this even a question though? Isn't it common sense to hide things you don't want others to see?

Pee in her butt.

Do not feel the need to hide your hobby, comrade!

Leave everything where it is, in fact spread it around the house! Let your love for hentai be known to her! If she cannot accept your love for 2D anime characters, then she is not worthy of calling herself your sister!

The problem is that there a lot of it. Not just like, a box full, but like a book shelf full. it wouldnt all fit uneder a bed.

Shes going to be liveing with me though, and it would be kind of awk if theres porn all over the houes.

Why must it be awkward? If that is what you enjoy, then you should feel comfortable with it, and comfortable with sharing it with others! I mean, for all you know, she could share your love for hentai! And if she really doesn't like it, she'll either have to tolerate it, as she is your family, or leave, allowing you to get back to your hentai.

It's a win-win scenario! Well, for you anyway. For her it's a win-lose.

If you want to minimize her suffering, just put one of your hentai posters on the door. At least then she'll know what she's getting herself into.

I feel like its different for me, knowing her. shes kinda inocent, and also i respect her, so i want to maker her stayting at my place as comfortable as possible for her.

Go home. You are drunk.

I recommend giving her morphine on drip then. And a nice bed. She'll be very comfortable then.

Don't hide it but don't leave it in every room. Just keep it neatly organized on a shelf.

Well, the best thing you can do if hiding such a large amount would be troublesome is to remove the shock value of it by spreading it out over every surface of your home evenly. Imagine if she found a giant bookshelf of porn. She would be very unsettled. But if instead she only found small bits of it a time--something simple, like leaving just a single doujin on the coffee table, spreading your figures around the den, kitchen, and shower, or seating your dakimakura in chairs about the house--then it would be much less of a shock than if she found it all at once.

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