Holy Sweaty Monkey Balls, this guy is really off his tits.

Ok, so like I do every friday, I read the Answerman column and you will not believe the Flake of the Week. Just read:

What an utter delight it was to discover this sparkling gem in the Answerman inbox, realizing Brian hadn't used it yet. I was pretty sure this guy was an elaborate troll, faking all this stuff, but a quick search revealed that unless he's so dedicated to trolling that he created all this mindblowing nonsense (link mildly nsfw - really just don't click it at all) just to sell the bit, he's the real deal.

Yo, Mr. Answerman. I am The Founder, Owner, and President of the United States Department of Lolicon(aka, Lolicon Fans Against Pedophilia), Acting Interim Director for the Lolicon Defense Task Force, and Reporter for WDOL Loli Podcast Radio(Comming Soon).

Now that Introduction is over, I have a Few Questions for you if you dont mind.
(Bolded Questions are Importian Questions)


1. Whats your Real Name?(It will never be releaced on Radio nor Online, just between you and me)
2. What make you such an Expert in Anime?
3. Who hired you to be the "Answer Man" on the Anime News Network
4. What is your Collage Education(as in Deploma's Achived and/or working towards)
5. What is your Career?
6. Are you Japanese or what?
7. Why in the Hell do you hate "Lolicon" so much?

Could you please tell me those Questions? Question #6 is for an Up comming Podcast Report to answer questions my some of My Members have wondered.

FYI:
(Incase you are wondering)


1. Yes, Akemi Loli Mokoto is My Real Whole Name(It was Legally Changed this year).
2. The United States Department of Lolicon is Offically Registered in the Goverment Database, We have a Few Trademarks, and Several Copyrights on Content. We have 7 Websites and Nearly 200 Members.
3. I am not a Crasy Person, I am a Strom Chaser,Self Proclaimed "Lolitologist", and Anti-Pedophile Activist.


All I can do is sit here in utter shock and absolute amazement that this guy is for real.

Let me repeat that: this guy is dead serious about this.

I have no more words.



Dear Fucking God, the kid is off his bloody rocker!! It's one thing to like loli but to go this far is pushing it. This is an Otaku, and one of the reasons why I never want to be labeled as such! I'm not that fucking crazy!

Loli is Serious Business.

Wtf is a lolitologist?

This motherfucker may not be crazy, but he certainly doesn't have enough loli hentai in his collection.

It's not really the loli, it's the lengths that the little idiot has gone to. Hell I like Kodomo no Jikan and hell I dress up like that for a guy for kinks and fun, but damn dude, to create that elaborate shit then also claim your real name is Akemi Mokoto???? Also check this stuff out: United States Department of Loli
More of USDL


GYAH!!!!

Is that international loli status thing true? It's illegal in Britain, and I sent my laptop to the repair shop, shit.

I am pleased by this news =P However i haven't checked out the websites yet so lol. At least some people is getting prepared for just in case USA tries to be funny and ban lolis.

I am certain that guy is 100% serious, as people with desu avatars are always 100% serious. He is totally not a /b/tard that's making an elaborate joke.

Here's the link to the Answerman column:
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2009-04-17
And the link to the weird guy's Myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/kokudeto_lolicon

Granted, the guy could be a fruitloop (I say this after reading his two blog entries), but who the fuck knows? I'm pretty sure he's a 4channer, and you can't be sure about anything said by a 4channer. His blog entries could even be fake, or include a lot of untruths.