how old were you when you got pussy?

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Take neya's advice, I'm practically have the same mindset as you and I'm 26. However, unlike you, I haven't given up on finding a girl. Besides, someone might appear before you realize it.

Now this has become a Love and Relationship thread from the looks of it.

I'll die before the day ever comes and if you knew me at my school didn't have any friends and obvously all the girls hated me also......
I thought it would of ended at 3

I have to admit. To me sex isn't a big drive in life. My libdo is weak. It's not because i don't love sex, it's more my penis is dead to me and i enjoy peach eating and other of my sick twisted nature more then my penis inside a vagina or man's butt. Which i don't like receiving oral pleasure neither. Look up Renfield's Syndrome and Polymorphous Perversity for more info into the mind of a freak.. eye sockets also.

Eye pentration? That is the shit I love it...

You're a young adult. Besides, you aren't in school anymore. You'll meet more people in the future. You'll be surprised the amount of different people there are out there. Don't give up on it. Don't take it personally, I'm just giving you some friendly advice.

My parents are forcing me to go to college. And yes I have heard the same thing....

I see. Well, socially speaking, college and school are two different things. When I went to school, I always felt alone. Nobody that I knew shared my hobbies and that sort of thing. In college, not so much. There were a lot of people that had the same hobbies and weren't "afraid" of showing it. I have made many friends that share the same interests as me(minus hentai but none of them admit it). Even if it's forced, give college a chance to potentially meet other people and perhaps, that girl that "doesn't exist".

With an attitude like that, you DEFINITELY won't get any.

For physical, go to the gym and work out for yourself first. Get a fit bod. Hell, even take daily jogs. That'll slim you down enough.

For mental, man the fuck up. Don't believe the notion that girls only go for assholes, but don't ever think that being a total nice guy is going to get you pussy either. Not just girls, but really, EVERYONE loves a confident guy. Someone who can be what he wants, and feel proud of it. Don't confuse confidence with cockiness, though. They're two very different things.

Now, I've said all I can and want to. It's gif derailment time, bitches.

Lol I was no where close as much as a hentai manicac in HS I did tell them about hentai and other sex things I saw but I never told ANYONE that I liked anime. lol.
But I already said in my other posts I do not want any pussy. Do not care if some hot chick went up to me and begged me to fuck her I would still refuse.

Oh daw. Someone actually thinks my advice is worth something. I am so touched. Really, I'll + rep you <3.



The guy in the black jacket definetely like he stole something and stuffed it in beneath his clothes. Or he has the weirdest belly.



OH POOR YOU, GETTING AN EDUCATION. NOW THAT'S JUST BAD LUCK.

That, or a weird jacket fold, though it does seem like he's reaching for something inside near the end.

Thanks :3

Anyways, it's true in this case. I don't know if he's trolling, but in the off chance that he isn't, I wanted to point that out. It's true, I kind of used to think more or less like him. However, going to the extreme of believing that he won't ever touch a girl is crazy. That's his opinion and I respect it, but I was just pointing out the fact that it doesn't have to be that way forever, especially when you're 19. Maybe I'm trying to much, but he just reminded me of myself.

No I am being serous I really do not.

I was most certain of it. I was just covering all possibilities, this being IB and all. You never know in this place.

Smart cat, that one.

I actually had to laugh way to loud at that one. My boyfriend approved too. LAUGHTER GENERAL IN OUR HOUSE, YOU SEE. THANKS IB <3