How Poland Started WWII

The Polish were seating Jews in positions of power in various nations, and the Jews were controlling the economy in a way that ruined it in their respective countries, thus causing the great depression.

After Adolf Hitler found the truth, he vowed to make the Pollacks pay for their atrocities, and would destroy the jews utterly and completely, so that something on this scale of global poverty could never happen again.

It was for the good of the world.

Thus, he campaigned and clawed his way to power, eventually overthrowing the Jew-controlled government and saving Germany's economy after taking his place as their rightful God.

The non-Goyim rebelled, however, and thus he was forced to sentence their kind to death in the most excruciating, inhumane ways possible as an example of what would happen to any other traitors who tried to sabotage the world economy like the Jews did.

He did so with a tear in his eye, weeping that the Jews could not be dealt with peacefully.

The despair drove him and his wife to commit suicide, having their remains secretly shipped to Argentina for burial.

The end...

...or...

...was it?

Regardless, Hitler was a true hero, a martyr to mankind whose courage and valor were only rivaled by Genghis Khan.

I know I said yesterday to post something funny to cheer me up, but don't you think this is going a bit too far ;)?

OP would have been executed by Hitler anyway lol

We all would have, and that's the scary part.

True, but OP probably looks like something Hitler would call a "sub-human".

I've seen his face, and while I wouldn't go that far, it is true that Hitler also killed those that he deemed were retarded. Also, literally who are you?

Just some guy from ex that still browses these forums daily also. I mostly only post when I see a thread by this asshole, since he deserves to be shut down.

Hah, it thinks it can shut me down.

How cute!

Do you want a biscuit?

Come get it!

Classy. I'm sure when a mod sees this thread, they'll cringe a bit as they move it to the trash.

Whatever happens, happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just made this thread for the lulz anyway, and to start a shitstorm.

I still have no clue what the fuck is happening?

I can show you what's happening ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Eww no thanks, I'm not into guys with vaginas.

this thread is even gayer than me