I 69d your dad, queries?

He was so mean he patted me on the head after and promised me a cookie but didnt even give me a cookie!
Im insane. Yumad?

P.s whats a fertata?

Fertata is Italian for "tender"

Im insane[size=10] pancakes[/h] too, perhaps we could be insane together

Worship the Almighty Pancake God. so sayeth the guru

Welcome back.

Omg! Thats so bad! Lol! In the good way tho! K?

P.s im about that tight havent done anal in two years
Im not some common slut ill suck a guy off but for anal hed have to be a real man and take me. But most guys are pussies so. Wont fuck em. Shit just got real!

Im all id gladly pay you two dollars for a hamburger but your credit isnt even good enough for that.
Then while hes all wtf I walk away.

Men shouldnt ask they take what they want! If hes all asking hes so eww...

Then he starts begging its like wtf ru 5?
I shit gold bricks. Cant lay this golden egg if you beg.

Damn I jist made a haiku!

purple polka dot pancakes

Welcome back.

Where's the sex pictures we asked for before?

I kinda understand that dude.

I missed you. The forums haven't been the same.