I Am Now An Unofficial Elder!!

For countless days and nights I've been posting, tediously posting with one hand and vigorously masturbating with the other. My blood, sweat, and semen went into these forums. Especially my semen. In fact, to make the experience more authentic, my own semen was the only thing that I consumed while posting on these forums in order to show my commitment,
I am now an unofficial Elder.

Doesn't count.

Grats.

Why do only some post count.

Congrats, not the way id go about it but congrats none the less. Hope it becomes official.

No, Dushy-sama. He's a faggot.

OP, by your logic I'm Septuple Elder so bow down and lick my nuts.

and to the above user, it's because ib's posts aren't counted.

Woop-di-doo.

Allow me to explain:

Posts in IB, CTFG, and Nosebleed don't count because these forums don't have a post requirement...except for Nosebleed, which is weird.

If they did count, gaining Elite and Elder stats would be too easy and everyone would get those titles within a month or two, because they would be spamming their asses off to get them.*
[size=1]* = Implying that they don't do that already in other forums...[/h]

Also:

I would be a Triple Elder, according to OP...

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Huh, I never knew that.

And I'm a Quadruple Elder

If it were that easy everyone would be elder.

I now understand. Thank you for my new found knowledge you shall be reworded in the afterlife 20 fold.

No.

>03/03/12

>elder...

HA!

Seriously? I thought you were better than this....

Hey wait..... no i didn't O_O

If your logic counted (which it doesn't thank god), every newfag from here to the fuckin moon would have a thread just like yours~

So close, yet so far...

By your logic, I'd be an Elder 5 times over.

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I'd be a double elder then, doesn't count.

Sorry, kid.