I claim jus primae noctis on all you virgins.

Your first penetration will be a scared 11in dick. Also for the western eurotrash 'Droit du seigneur'. Blame Herodotus for this.

Also I had some Piroshki and Ukrainian Red Borscht for lunch.

And thus Analism was born.

Is it your dick?

11in that to small gotta give me the full foot.

One of them.

f u

Fuck thee thy blond emo son.

I have not had blond hair for almost a year....you should come see me more

Your still the cute twink i made you into. Come to Rev. Father josephe.

[size=10]You sure take incoherent babbling literally.[/h]

Thanks for calling me cute Freaky-sama

What does that even mean?

Never said it was a bad thing although my first response may have given off a wrong message.

Jus Primae Noctis is latin for the first night. A law that gave any lord of a land the right to any newly married woman virginity on her wedding day or any time the lord felt like it really. I felt like reminding you kiddies i can fuck with you at anytime. I added some old history since i felt like confusing products of lax public school systems like myself who didn't read for fun in grade school/high school.

Edit:

How to speak Australian.
I love you... will you marry me?
Crikey Sheila... you wanta get hammered and shoot dingos?

I don't even...

Alright. Thanks.

But, I'm saving my virginity for my future girlfriend.