I closed the door on a Jehovo

It was like 9 am and I thought maybe it was the UPS guy or something. It turned out to be some weirdo minister with a kid near my gate with a creepy grin. He asked me if I had read the bible and I replied yes (I've read parts and they were kinda f'd, shit about daughters getting their dad drunk and fucking him to get pregnant.) He said "Good for you" and quoted some bible scriptures. I told him I wasn't interested and then he went on. I then said "Sorry sir." as I slowly closed the door. Sure, I could have slammed the door on him but I'm not a dick. Luckily it didn't escalate from there.

The Jehovahs nor the LDS come to my house. Fenced in and have dogs.

My dog is in the back unfortunately.

Did they ask if they can take your trash out? They do that, try to give you the guilt trip haha. Had two of em knock on my door and I was working nights so I was good and drunk at 10am. Told them, "oh no, not you guys" and slammed the door on them. The look on their faces was priceless

More pointless drivel being spewed by Nexus.

What else is new?

Ah I remember the last time I had one at my door.
"sorry dude, but I'm in the middle of a satanic ritual, I must go sacrifice the virgin." *close door*
priceless.

Should've fucked with them like the guy above did.I do it too.

Nah, they seemed like they were hankering to convert me into their cult.

@Cruz: You so mean! Why you do that?

I tell them I already go to church. That still doesn't work most of the time.

Hell, I get them even while I'm working. It's like no I am not going to drive 2 towns away just to go your church because you gave me a flyer.

You're "vinegar" has been lacking as of late, I know that not all posts can be great but you could try harder.

Already posted here, but I just need to say this.

I HATE Jehova witnesses so much.
One of the few thing that give me murder urges, on the same level as French peoples saying speaking English with an English accent is a flaw, and French peoples talking in English with a French accent.

Nuke'em pls.

Two Jehova's Witnesses were going door to door. At one house, the woman told them bluntly that she was not interested in listening to their message. She slammed the door in their faces but to her surprise, it bounced open again. Again and again, she tried to slam the door, but still it wouldn't shut. Angrily she yelled: "Will you get your blasted foot out of my door!" "My foot isn't in your door," said one of the Jehova's Witnesses. "But you might want to move your cat."

Why so much hate towards the preachers. Slamming the door on them shows that you're a uncivilized brute. And gives them material to talk shit about you towards their friends.

Various christian preachers came to my door too but I politely decline them.

Although I've yet to get crazy ones.

[size=10]We get LDS, Christian James and Jehovah here all the time. They seem to like going to apartment buildings? We pretty much live in a area where there's some sort of temple or church down the road neighboring eachother.

We just let them get through their internal word tracks before we tell them no and then they usually aren't persistent after that. Only time I had to close the door on someone was when this thug looking dude was going around with I'm assuming his daughter selling magazine subs for 1-5 dollars but wouldn't take no for a answer. He called me greedy for telling him that those magazines I wouldn't pay for and I had no money.
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I get a visit from those people almost once a week. Everytime someone comes up to the door with a Bible in hand I ask them: Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Of course they say yes, and of course I say sorry not interested and shut the door in their faces. Once this guy kept knocking at the door and I told him to go away before I call the cops, and he stuffed a watchtower magazine under the door and left.

If a non-JW Christian came to my door I'd invite him in for refreshments. Always glad to see a brother doing something I'm too chicken to do.

If there was ever a Jehovah's witness that goes "Hey, y'all be gettin' some time to be hearing about mah man Jesus ya hear me?", I might consider joining.

Cruz's posts have no weight to them anymore.

That story was very disappointing and boring.

always invited them in for coffee, but also meant they kept coming back for more.
Also, isn't the LDS really fucked up? or is that the flds? who'd wanna join them?

Last time I got a Jehovo I feigned interest and sat down cross-legged while they quoted the bible. They then gave me a leaflet which I proceeded to eat in front of them.

Spat it out when I closed the door, turns out ink tastes vile.