I Fucked a Watermelon
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Ryssen wrote...
Do you have a pretty hard dick?Cut a hole in it first.
Edit: I shouldn't be allowed to get drunk.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Tyranosaurus_Secks wrote...
I've read that before.. Can't remember for the life of me what happened in it
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BadDay wrote...
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
Fucking Fruit isn't healthy.Fuck vegetables instead.
Just make sure not to unplug their life support. The body'll get cold before you finish.
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PumpJack McGee wrote...
BadDay wrote...
Shotty Too Hotty wrote...
Fucking Fruit isn't healthy.Fuck vegetables instead.
Just make sure not to unplug their life support. The body'll get cold before you finish.
Rule number one, right there. But like every vegetable fucker, I have that one story: we've all broken the rule.
