I fucking hate kids.

That's it, I hate children. I get home from insane Atlanta traffic, sit down with a bowl of ice cream and the fire alarm goes off. No, not my smoke detector - the whole apartment building alarm. The sound is so loud my ears hurt, my cats run off and hide. I open my door as my neighbors do and we both go back in to get our animals. They have two dogs, I have two cats.

I get all scratched up because they're panicking and I'm trying to get them in a carrier.

I get out to my car, turn on the air conditioning for the cats and try to call the office. Oh how nice, they decided they were going to leave this lovely Friday evening.

Apparently everybody in fucking Georgia is stupid, they're all standing outside their doors just looking around and going duurr wut do we do guiz?

I call 911 tell them the situation, they send fire police over. They're talking to maintenance for a while, testing emissions and such.

I get out of my car once things look about finished and maintenance asks me about kids running around (by the way, there's fucking GOBS of children GOBS EVERYWHERE of them just playing in the roads.

And I mention that lately I've been having a problem with kids hitting my windows to scare the cats away and the one guy who was talking to the fire police and maintenance and said 'see? those fucking kids need to learn some god damn manners'

So. Every day there's kids running around with no supervision, climbing on banisters, acting like a bunch of monkeys, hitting windows to scare cats, and now pulling fire alarms.

THIS, this is why you fucking beat kids asses. Telling them 'no honey, don't pull the FUCKING alarm system to the whole apartment complex' just doesn't fucking work apparently.

It's storming out my one cat is still so scared from the noise she won't come out of the carrier even though I opened it.

RAGE.

Holy shit, me toooo~

srry but i laughed my ass off while reading that. I mean come on, we all hate kids. That is why we have lolis!!!!

Oh please. Fpod and I were going over how I agree that a girl can be pimp smacked if she deserves it. If a girl pulled that alarm, her ass would be so purple her grandchilden's asses would be purple.

I've hated kids ever since I had to help supervise a kindergarten class. Running around yelling, knocking shit over, saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard in you life. Then when I snap and scream for them to shut up and sit the fuck down all of a sudden I'm the bad guy. Not the dipshit kids or there incomplete parents. And the way they look at you like "what are you going to do?" just makes me want to rip their goddamn head off. God help my (future) kid if he ever tries to get away with that shit.

Pffffffttttt, in dorm for the whole year. 18 years old students and up pulled the fire alarm for the whole damn building more than 20 times sometimes at even 3am and it was freezing cold + raining outside. GOD!

Its gotten so bad that while everyone ran out the building like sheeps me and my roommates just stayed in the room and slept. I slept thru one with blankets over my head. That was bestest false alarm I ever had.

Numbskulls.

In my experience, little girls were fucking bitches. That little don't hit girls rule goes out the window once they tried to bitch around with me.(like 10 years ago)

Aww. You callous, heartless people. Children can be incredibly annoying, yes, but you just have to learn how to deal with them quickly.

That, or lock them in a dark room. Guaranteed success.

Well Atlanta, Georgia is the first problem.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080826223545AAYo9Ab

I think I have a new hobby.

and so the journey towards crazy cat lady begins...

Few things piss me off as much as children do, and I couldn't help but smile when I read your post. I can feel that rage, you know. Very familiar territory. I have several of my own rants, but I'm in a pretty decent mood and I don't feel like getting into it. Still, +rep. Hope it helps you forget about those little bastards.

WOW... Ziggy, sorry but, I lol'd... HARD...

>_<...

Those little bastards need an ass whoopin ASAP...

I don't really see how me taking my cats out to the car makes me a crazy cat lady. The alarm was loud enough that it hurt my ears, I couldn't imagine a dog/cat's feelings on it. I took them to the car where they couldn't hear it nearly as much.

As for the idea of me never having kids and just cats, if I have a kid - I'll just raise them the same way my mom did. You do something you'll get your ass beat.

My brother tried to play the card of 'I'll call child services on you!' and she handed him the phone.

You took that joke too seriously.

Kids , ya CANT live with them and ya CAN live without them

sorry zig, should have added a j/k or something.

You know, I did some research on the topic, and I learned something about kids today.

apparently, at one point in our lives: WE WERE CHILDREN TOO!

and to be frank, I know a lot of people my age who act stupider than kids do. Kids can be annoying and whiney, but at least you don't see any six year olds driving drunk at 90 miles a hour trying to run over old ladies.

Children suck. But then again, everyone sucks, so I guess we'll just have to be open-minded in our hatred.

thanks!

No. The difference between kids today and kids when I was their age is - we got our asses beat. Now today that's 'child abuse' and 'wrong'.

I didn't go around beating people windows to scare their animals or pull fire alarms while it's storming out. If we did - we got our asses beat until it blistered.