I fucking hate the holidays. Go fuck yourself Santa.

Why in the fuck do i have to spend money on people i care less about ie my parents' and extended family. It's not my choice to spend a fuckload of money for rejects and fucktards who failed at life's rat race called employment in america. Fuck it they get 10$ cards at taco bell then. I praise allah that i don't do the shopping... still my visa is melted and she still has shopping to do. Crack a bottle and drown my sorrows.

Also

I enjoy the holidays.

I'm still fairly young so most of that stuff doesn't apply yet but I understand the money part of it so i feel for you man

"Santa" made my siblings smile. It was worth the trip to the mall.

Freaky, you should be a mall santa.

I required to state i was convicted of sex with a dead whore before the kids sit on me lap. Plus white beard but brown skin.... even valley kids know a mexican santa won't have shit but tamales and mezal.

You could be Santa for the blind and visually impaired.

I make my own gifts.
None of that consumerism bullshit.

You’re a mean one Mr. Freak,
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
And as charming as an eel,
Mr. Freeeeeeaak!

That would be a fun Mall Santa, also this is the wallpaper for my phone.

because of your profile picture while i was reading that I heard the Original and the Joker singing a duet in perfect harmony. It made my night

If I had to choose between Freak and a seasick crocodile, I would choose...

Wait, freak would still win...

Do you give them to yourself too?

I don't buy presents normally. I feel bad when people get shit for me but I've never been one to get people things

My secret santa present is ready. I better get something good.

Freak is on the naughty list.

I try not to.

Just set it as my phone wallpaper as well, but it turns into 640x480 and goes pixelated...

Haven't bought anyone anything. Also just got back from getting a tree.

I like buying people presents, I makes me happy. I'm not a huge fan of recieving them, however. I don't like other people spending money on moi. I know this isn't very logical, but that's how it goes.

I just hate the card bill later. Or maybe because understood buying shit on Jebus's fake birthday. Meh.