I had a crazy dream I meant to post about

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c · 2010-05-09T00:39:32+00:00

I had originally intended to compact it into a couple of sentences in the morning but I decided not to make this thread. However, I realize now, hours and hours and hours later, how crazy a dream it was. [size=19]YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ WHAT HARMONIAN DREAMS ABOUT, DON'T SKIP[/h] I'm in like some kind of Medieval period where people lived in huts. I was in a settlement of sorts where a number of homes were scattered over a field. Now I go with this girl to some farm somewhere and we sit down on this bench. Something transpires and I get told be a farmer to do something that I completely forget. It involved me unscrewing the table and it formed some kind of rod. I happened to be very awful at whatever the farmer wanted me to do, I think it might have been some kind of dance, so he told me to go practice by taking the pole and looping through my legs over and over again. I go over to this pile of leaves and start doing it and the farmer and some other people come over and they're all laughing at how awful I'm doing and I start lifting some of the leaves with the rod so I could do it better. (I just read this over and it sounds hilariously gay but I won't reword it because its lols.) I say to the farmers, "Could you tell her I won't be able to do today. I'll be sure to go with her next time." Now after writing this part I realize that I must have gone with this girl to something in particular. Now the farmer replies with, "I don't think shes here anymore." Thats when I realized how much I neglected during our trip. So I think of how I'm going to make it up to her and I think of romantically going to her hut and waking her up without her parents knowing. I think some and then the next phase of my dream occurs and I'm with her on a boat and we're talking about he day prior. Shes rather bothered that I was practicing this dance and hinted that she didn't want to be with me. Up to this point I don't think we were dating but at this point in the dream I think we were. So I start trying to convince her that I'm not some country-bumpkin and I say something like, "I'm not country. I'm rural." I say this because we're living in huts and stuff. She replies with something and I get really anxious. So we're off the boat suddenly and we're walking and I'm telling her stuff like, "I was practicing for you! I wanted to impress you!" So apparently it was some competition because I think I was going to enter some festival with this dance or whatever it was. She replies and it was like not believing me. Suddenly we're walking with another couple and she breaks off from me and goes with them. I start yelling to her about how I did all the practice for her and stuff. I wake up after that, midway through my pleas to her, and I was really depressed. I realize after this dream that I've never been dumped before. I've been in relationships but I'm always the one who ends it. This dream has really gotten to me. I always told myself, since people often comment about how much of an ass I am and whatnot, that if a girl dumped me, I know crazy to even consider, I'd be perfectly fine. This dream has cast doubt on that. So yeah, thats my dream bitches. What you gonna do about it? Spoiler:I thought of editing this to enhance the story but its too much of pain. This is it in its simplest form.

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078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

Nashrakh wrote...

Spoiler:

I have to ask, what the fuck is going on in that?

I'm serious.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

Apparently some cake being frosted with a butt.

Zak

15 years ago

Rbz wrote...

Zak wrote...

But I know they'll someday catch that fucking Lucky Charms Leprechaun...

Fuck you, I already mentioned lucky charms. You have your fruity pebbles in a bunch, man.

Lern2organize

No u, you didnt mention that fucking leprechaun, so learn to quote buy print because Toucan sam wont take that bullshit like the principal whos school Captain crunch destroyed with his ship while fighting off a rabid tony the tiger who just wanted to take the trix from that silly rabbit...