I have to work on my Birthday.

This sucks...I have to work a voting site for a local election.

I need a full time job or something that's better than this... anything really.

Something that involves computers or something... or meeting cute girls, I dunno.

I'm tired of altering my resume all the time to cater to employers just to look appealing... so annoying!

We all work on our birthdays if you have a job not self employed of pimping/tricking/dealing.

Yeah but not this kind of job where you work from 7 am to 10 pm all friggan day with barely any breaks...

That sucks! You can always celebrate on another day though

So don't alter your resume and just come up with a generalized objective. Print out a couple hundred copies and hit every place you can find that's hiring. Then you can hop from job to job until you find one you really like.

Biggest mistake most people make when trying to find a decent job is that they'll stick with the first place they get hired at and stop looking for better opportunities.

Become a tranny prostitute.

Your lucky man. I wish I had hours like that.

Go to your job wasted then. You get to celebrate it and put in those hours at the same time :D

Tell them "no".

Stop celebrating your birthday then.

Ive had to work on my birthday the past few years, its not really a big deal.

I've spent two birthdays in a row in Critical at the hospital after major surgeries.


Self-administering Morphine, aw yeah.

I have birthdays away from any civilization.

Except the recent one because I'm on vacation.

Oh great... bad enough I have to work on my Birthday.

One of my favorite comedians goes and offs himself... some day I'm having...

You shut your mouth, everybody loved him.


Also: Have you tried writing a cover letter? I know it sounds stupid---but try doing one for an industry you WANT to work in. Write out why you want to, what you could bring to a company working in it, and how much dick you are willing to suck to get promoted up to the job you actually want. Then write two more, for two other industries you could tolerate, but don't actually want to do. Fake the shit out of those.

THEN, find an opening. Cut the company from the letter--and paste your new employer. Cut the position and repeat. Adjust the wording to fit the job description they gave you, and pray.

Just be persistent, man. Make them know you want it.

try finding a job that you like. if involving computers try applying for a gaming account. I've worked on a gaming account before really easy to be accepted. or try grahpic designing or studying again like I'm doing right now I've never thought that going the class again will be really fun. :D

and your company should have a birthday leave policy. I think.. or is it only on my previous company?

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I work for my father, so he lets me have the day off on my bday. I'm spoiled rotten.