I just ate wax paper...

So I was making some little pulled pork sandwiches, and at some point while making mine I had forgot to take the paper off one of the cheese slices... I didnt realize till after I finished it.

I had thought the texture was weird in comparison to the other sandwiches, but I decided to give no fucks.
I now await my wax based superpowers.

I remember one time camping my mom made sandwiches and when I bit into one it had a kraft single cheese still in the wrapper.

I did that once to one of my exes.
It was intentional though.

That was sure nice of you.

I know, right?
Boyfriend of the years right here.
But nah, I've done worse to people.

Amd when I get these wax powers, I will be unstoppable.

EDIT: I had binged on reboot this past weekend with my best friend. Going to hopefully up what we didnt get to this weekend.

Fez: The red cheese is chewy!
Hyde: The red cheese is wax!

So whats your hero name? Wax Man?

You're going to die.

Exactly what I had thought.



Wax Man
Waxington Steele
Wax Factor
Mister Waxford
That Motherfucker





Don't get me excited for nothing.

I've eaten some paper. Screw the picture its never a clean pull when u take these suckers off a piece of paper as a small handed fumblingly child.

I've comes to terms with.eating paper in that situation.

Oh you got it on DVD?

I always separated them from the paper in my mouth with my tongue.

What are those?

I fucking wish.
Just netflix

Really? I saw the box set available at wally world.

Edit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_dots

"It is also known as paper candy, possibly because the difficulty in removing the buttons usually resulted in the ingestion of the poorly waxed (but digestively harmless) paper along with the candy." Hah. They admit it xD

I used to eat the scented chap sticks, especially the chocolate ones when I was little. Not once did it ever taste like anything other than wax.

Good luck trying to taking those on a plane they look like some sort of legal high.

I ate a thumbtack once. I was playing with it in my mouth, but then I suddenly inhaled for a hiccup, and it went zooming down my throat.

Dunno if I'm rid of it now, but my next shit was a little... uncomfortable.