I just took

The biggest shit I've taken in months. It was everywhere.

I don't get people who read books on the toilet, how fucking long are you going to stay on there?

What a great piece of information that was.

is IB suddenly Facebook?

how big was it?
describe it for the scat fags here...

And not a single fuck was given

Threads like this can tell about how bad your addiction to fakku is. Better take a day off.

I don't give a...



shit.

ok that was bad.

We needed to know this why exactly?

I was just staring at the freakin snake. I was hypnotized.

It is the one place in the world where you can be left the fuck alone for a legitimate reason.

___________, I'm on the john.

"Don't come in"

Gets rid of: Flatmates, Roommates, Family, Friends, Acquaintances

"Can't answer the phone"
"Can't answer the door"

Gets rid of: All the above, as well as- Telemarketers, Salesmen, Jehovahs, Neighbours, Surveys, Kids selling crap for school.

Also slows down/deters rapists, murderers, burglars.


It's fairly tough to beat if you want to read without interruption.


It's also multitasking.

damn. was expecting pics.

yes i know people who take pictures of their shit and try to show it to me

and theres the one time someone i knew took a shit in a litter box

I wonder the same thing, I take 1min, tops
20s to excrete and the other 40 to clean myself, and extra 20s to wash hands

Well, my sis takes like 20min or more cus she's constipated

Are you a professional?

Because for many its one of the few places where people won't bother you and you can get a moment of peace while you pinch one out.

I do my best thinking there.

OT: I'm proud of you.

Just stare at it for a minute.