i lol'd so hard

yeah... three hours ago, my friend and i went back to his house to do a tandem assignment. since he and his girl live together, told me to keep it down since probably she's still sleeping.

once we got there, i took out my laptop while he went upstairs to get his notes.

suddenly, i hear a "what the fuck is this?!" from him, followed by several thuds and banging noises upstairs, then finally seeing another guy in boxers dash for the door and drove away in his car parked nearby, leaving me shocked even now.

cheating at its finest...

Harsh, I feel sorry for the guy.

D:
I SWEAR THAT WASN'T ME!

seriously... i kept my voice down when we chatted in the living room out of respect. that in itself was shocking.

How do you keep getting flags like that Zeke?

it's like a crappier pyre stolen car story.

i believe your life is 85% fiction.

and the rest is about cheese

OT:

fucking NTR...

That must have been really awkward lol

I would totally plan stuff like this to fuck with friends I bring over.

Brutal.

Lol...

i doubt he was planning that shit to fuck with me. i mean he screamed with the loudest voice and god knows what the fuck happened with those banging and thud sounds before i saw the guy... quite a shocking experience, really.

You sound like you're making shit up, really.

if thats what you think, then fine. as for me, thats one of the experiences that will never leave my brain.... EVER

Heh, people who think memory is like a storage box.

Can i have your friend's girl number i really need some strange.

Should break into Palin's house.

Too cold... space could.*call space... nope*

Lady Gaga's?