I lost my wallet today

Ur brother fucks ur crush.

He'd become a child molestor lol.

I can't say I believe in the supernatural, but karma could exist by normal means.

I wear tight pants. I have a nice ass, can't even hide it. Anyway, so shirt and tie all day at work and I hate carrying around my wallet because of tight pants. whenever someone tries to card me I have to sweettalk my way into a drink and I've gotten pretty good at it. The point of me saying all this is that I use the "I lost my wallet" excuse a whole lot and people always bring up Karma. Fucking Karma. If Karma were real, wouldn't I for reelz have lost my wallet by now because of all the lying I do about having lost my wallet?

I'm looking at my wallet right now. I don't want to take my eyes off of it in case it just disappears. Don't blink. Don't blink.