I need help!

Help! I need advice, this is fucked up!! Last week I walked in on my girlfriend and five guys. She was naked with nothing on but a pair of Toronto Maple leaf socks. There was a guy fucking her pussy, one fucking her ass, she was giving two of them hand jobs, and blowing the last guy. She even had a video camera taping it all! This was the most disgusting thing ever! How do I break it to her that I’m not a Maple Leaf fan?! :x

I want to laugh but I kept myself from doing so. Also you should have seen if you could have gotten a foot job out of it.

Except that I didn't do that. >.>
I just found it on the internet, cleaned up the horrendous errors, then reposted it. :P

"?" idk how else to express myself..
whats the 'maple leaf' you are referring too? o-o

You express it by raping her in the eyeball!

A Hockey Team. It's a sports fan joke.