I Never

I've been to several, and will be going to several more--AX is coming up next.

I've never gotten a tattoo (that wasn't henna, anyway).

[font=segoe print bold]*ignoring koko7 who didin't even bother to answer the question*
I don't have one yet, but I know what I want on me.

I've never fucked my best friend's girlfriend/boyfriend.

I'VE FUCKED EVERYONE IN THE GALAXY.

I've never raped a sheep.

Never either. Have no intention to, and I sure as hell dont want my best friends to do that to my gf either.

I've never had a pet.

I HAVE THREE PETS.

I've never defused a bomb with my penis.

My name is Ramírez. No.

I never bitch slap anyone.

I bitch slap women all the time.

I've never raped Sean Connery.

I have, though I've turned towards just punching people now. It works better.

I've never used a terabyte of memory (at one time).

Tb of ram? I don't think that possible with mainstream mobo's. Tb of hdd... i have 7 tb of drive space. A 2Tb internal and a 2tb exhdd plus three exhdd 1 tb a piece.

I never wear tennis shoes, all converse's and boots.

I wear those for tennis...or I used to anyway, when I played tennis. Now I just use it for general exercising, except running, since I have specific running shoes.

I've never been afraid of public speaking.

I hate public speaking.

I never broke out of cop car.

Once the cops came to our elementary school for a little advertizing or wtf. Now imagine a cop car STUFFED with kids. I fell out of the door. I think it counts.

I've never drank a wole (one liter) cola in one swig

Not cola, but Bottled water. That was one hell of a burp afterwards...

I never jumped off a bridge