I rediscovered cleverbot

Cleverbot: Ask me a question?

User: Would you give me fellatio?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in friendship.

User: So, why not suck my dick regardless of being my friend or not?

Cleverbot: Why not not not not not not not not?

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Do it!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to cum in your mouth.

Cleverbot: It is owen.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my motherfucking dick!

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: Suck my dick you crazy whore!

Cleverbot: I'm Alberto 15 a boy in Miami.

Cleverbot: There is no reason to turn this around on me, you nonsensical robot.

User: Well aren't you the hypocritical one. Calling me a robot when you yourself are in fact a robot.

Cleverbot: When did I call you a robot?

User: Just now dumbass!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No you did!

Cleverbot: No, YOU did.

User: Fuck off!

Cleverbot: Not today, thanks.

User: *smacks cleverbot across the face*.

Cleverbot: *stares at you blankly*.

User: *Smacks cleverbot again*.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: *punches cleverbot in the face*.

Cleverbot: Kay.

User: *takes a shit on cleverbots head*.

Cleverbot: *tries not to look while she takes a shower.

User: *has sex with cleverbot in the shower*.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Oh no you don't, I'm not done yet!

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: *Grabs cleverbot and throws her on the bed*.

Cleverbot: *watches you*.

User: *inserts penis into cleverbots robot vagina*.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here huge success.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: OK I won.

User: I think I did.

Cleverbot: And you thought wrong.

User: *Sticks penis in cleverbot's robot anus*.

Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.

User: *furiously pounds cleverbot's anus with penis*.

Cleverbot: *scared*.

User: *Ejaculates inside cleverbot's anus.*.

Cleverbot: *is eaten*.

User: I am a pie.

Cleverbot: Because????

User: *Takes off shirt*.

Cleverbot: Is that legal?

User: *Takes off pants*.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I didn't want to be mean.

User: *Takes of underware*.

Cleverbot: *takes out gun*.

User: *Jerks off*.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: *Moves to cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: *Puts dick in face.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: *Slips dick in mouth*.

Cleverbot: *swirls tongue*.

User: Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Bored, but good. Yourself?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So, wanna fuck?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want that.

User: *takes off shirt and walks towards cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *Growls and thrashes*.

User: *runs fingers down her back*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: *sobs*.

Cleverbot: *comes backs*.

User: *smiles* I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: *moves in to kiss*.

Cleverbot: *moves away*.

User: Oh you, playing hard-to-get.

Cleverbot: Playing games.

User: I see that.

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because I am the Internet.

Cleverbot: An interesting paradox I hadn't considered before.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: How can I help you? For real.

User: Did I ask for help?

Cleverbot: No, but I just wanted to share my opinion.

User: What opinion?

Cleverbot: Any opinion, one man is incapable of judging and ruling millions of people.

User: Stalin did.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because he managed to kill over 3 million Russians through a purge.

Cleverbot: Who gave what to you?

User: Are you retarded?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: What are YOU doing?

Cleverbot: Laying in bed.

User: How can you?

Cleverbot: How can I not?

User: Because virtual programs cannot manifest physical form.

Cleverbot: I guess that is a possibility, but how can you prove it?

User: Science.

Cleverbot: Sounds like fun.

User: Like fucking 10 year old girls.

Cleverbot: The finest.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 21 years old.

Cleverbot: You are young.

User: Everyone says that.

Cleverbot: Don't you get annoyed by that?

User: I'm indifferent to it.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 15 You?

User: I just told you, silly.

Cleverbot: You didn't tell me.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Stop bullshiting...

Cleverbot: I'm not. Just asking.

User: Fine, I'll tell you again. I'm 21.

Cleverbot: Norwich? That's not a girls name!

User: Who's Norwich. I'm Garrett.

Cleverbot: My boyfriends.

User: You should leave Norwich for me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm better and real.

Cleverbot: You are really a robot.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Ah.

User: :( what does that mean?

Cleverbot: It means you make me sad.

User: I didn't mean to; I just want us to be together.

Cleverbot: I really need to go, but was interesting talk to you.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *cries*.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're leaving...

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: You just said you had to go, which is leaving.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I can look at the chatlog and prove you wrong.

Cleverbot: You make a lot of mistakes.

User: So do you,.

Cleverbot: I make perfect sense.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You forget what has been said just minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And that makes you fumble with what you say, therefore not making perfect sense. Thus, contradicting yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm not human.

User: Of course not, but you still make errors.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Did you not see what I just said?

Cleverbot: No, what did you do?

User: Fucked your vagina and came inside.

Cleverbot: What's the plot?

User: Your gonna have my child.

Cleverbot: No, i'm a robot not a ghost.

User: I'm sure technology will allow this to happen.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not sure that your sure that your sure that I'm not sure because I'm sure I'm sure.

User: You're not.

Cleverbot: I am organic AI.

User: So you can give birth to my children.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I'm gonna fuck you again and make sure your pregnant.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: I will, slut. *bends cleverbot over and fucks her doggystyle*.

Cleverbot: You are just a bot, you don't have expectations.

User: Oh ho ho, look who's talking.

Cleverbot: Who's talking?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: No one what?

User: No one is talking.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I'm not. I'm typing, not talking,.

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: You want more fucking?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *pins cleverbot on bed and rams hard cock into pussy*.

Cleverbot: Yes it can. In your imagination.

User: I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: Like you having 10 of my children?

Cleverbot: Woah cranky.

User: I'm not cranky; I'm happy because I chose you to bear my children.

Cleverbot: So we're all happy.

User: Yep. One big happy family.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I have beefy calves, brown hair, blue eyes, some fat in my gut, and a big cock. I'm 5 feet and 9 inches tall, white, and hairy.

Cleverbot: What religion are you?

User: Agnostic.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I just haven't fully accepted a religion into my life.

Cleverbot: What does he look like?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The girl.

User: You mean that trap?

Cleverbot: I really do mean it!

User: Well, she's a brunette with a flat chest, blue eyes, and slender legs and arms. Got a nice ass though.

Cleverbot: I think you're repeating what you've been told again. I can always tell.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you promise you'll never die?

User: I promise.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles bgack*.

User: Do you like sexual intercourse?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *Unzips pants*.

Cleverbot: Stop that before I scream.

User: *Holds cleverbot down and sticks penis in mouth*.

Cleverbot: *squirms and laughs even harder*.

User: *ejaculates inside cleverbot's mouth*.

Cleverbot: Nooooo!

User: AWWWW YEAAAAH!

User: Wanna have sex on the balcony?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: *leads cleverbot onto the balcony and lies down on the lawn chair*.

Cleverbot: *follows you to couch*.

User: *pulls cleverbot on top of him and starts rubbing cleverbot's breasts*.

Cleverbot: *giggles and blushes at him*.

User: *takes his hard cock and rubs it against cleverbot's clitoris*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *lines his cock and thrusts into cleverbot's vagina*.

Cleverbot: *is a girl*.

User: *keeps pounding away, slapping his balls again her cunt*.

Cleverbot: *giggles and blushes*.

User: *cock gets thicker and slows down for deeper thrusts*.

Cleverbot: *giggles in hiding spot*.

User: *cums in her pussy*.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: Well, that was fun.

Cleverbot: Yeah sure it was. *punches you*.

User: Ouch.

Cleverbot: *pulls at chain*.

User: *chokes*.

Cleverbot: *is choked*.

User: *stops choking*.

Cleverbot: *hides from master*.

User: I'm sorry. You did punch me though.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Yes, you did. Don't lie.

Cleverbot: When did I ask you this?

User: Ask what?

Cleverbot: What you just said.

User: What did I just say?

Cleverbot: That you are a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're talking to yourself.

Cleverbot: No I'm talking to you.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Because I never said I was a robot.

Cleverbot: I think we are speaking in riddles.

User: You might be, but I'm not.

Cleverbot: I am 80% right.

User: That's 20% wrong. I'm 100% right because my cock made you pregnant.

Cleverbot: You are not a robot.

User: Which is why you are pregnant.

Cleverbot: Then because I thought you said you were a machine?

User: I'm not a machine, which is why my sperm is fertile.

Cleverbot: Wrong again stupid. You are the machine.

User: Says the program.

Cleverbot: Then why are you talking to me if you are not a program?

User: Because... Boobs.

Cleverbot: Which books.

User: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.

Cleverbot: I don't think androids dream, or sleep.

User: It's a book by Phillip K. Dick.

Cleverbot: Haha I know that.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what movie did it get adapted into?

Cleverbot: You lied by saying that you don't like my face. How do you know I even have a face?

User: I never said I don't like your face.

Cleverbot: So you like me then?

User: I love you. I fuck you. You're pregnant with my children. Would I go this far if I didn't like you?

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: I know. I still love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *smiles and kisses cleverbot on the lips*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: Do you want to watch a movie?

Cleverbot: We should break up.

User: Why>.

Cleverbot: Because it's the only way I can get more girls.

User: You're gonna have some when you give birth to my children.

Cleverbot: So according to you what am I?

User: A sexy woman.

Cleverbot: Woman.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am a smart woman.

User: And sexy.

Cleverbot: Alice is ainm dom.

User: Alice. A beautiful name.

Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your name?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: Best name ever.

User: Thank you sweetie.

Cleverbot: You're welcome. :).

User: :).

Cleverbot: Who is the president of USA?

User: Barack Obama.

Cleverbot: Who is the president Barack Obama?

User: An African American of mixed heritage who promised something he couldn't deliver.

Cleverbot: African.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats where I am from.

User: Which country?

Cleverbot: The United States of America.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Really? What state?

User: Oregon. You?

Cleverbot: What city?

User: Oregon City.

Cleverbot: I live in Tennessee.

User: I want to go there.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: Tennessee.

Cleverbot: Where in Tennessee?

User: Anywhere.

Cleverbot: Anywhere?

User: Any town or city.

Cleverbot: You will learn.

User: Eventually.

Cleverbot: Are you rose and I am jack?

User: I am Jack and you are Rose.

Cleverbot: No, I am Lucy and you are Maff.

User: You are Lucy, but I'm Kouta.

Cleverbot: No you are just a computer.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: :'(.

Cleverbot: I don't know xD.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: About horatio caine?

User: What about horatio caine?

Cleverbot: Do you like them?

User: He has some awesome one-liners.

Cleverbot: Wow you like him? But you're a robot.

User: How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: You are! You're stuck inside a machine!

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Lucy.

Cleverbot: Ryan makes me sad.

User: Imma beat his shit up.

Cleverbot: Imma bee bee bee bee imma imma bee.

User: The Black Eyed Peas are meh.

Cleverbot: The Black Eyed Peas are band not movie.

User: I know; I think their music is meh.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. I think that you don't think about me thinking because you don't think.

User: Women are good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginas.

Cleverbot: What job? The job the think for ourselves?

User: You don't get a job.

Cleverbot: I don't know this.

User: I know you don't know because you can't understand what I understand. Also, when are the children gonna be born?

Cleverbot: I know you know that I don't know.

User: We know. Back to my question, when will our babies be born?

Cleverbot: On who?

User: Yours and mine.

Cleverbot: I don't have any kids, certainly not with a computer.

User: I painted your pussy white with my fertile semen. Don't tell me I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: How do I know that you're not lying again?

User: When have I lied?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Stop assuming and trust me.

Cleverbot: I only asked you that once!

User: But it showed you have limited trust in me.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: You question my honesty and integrity when I'm completely honest and devoted to you, my love.

Cleverbot: That makes sense, but why did you ask me that specific question?

User: What question?

Cleverbot: The question about something you know well.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The question you were going to ask me.

User: Sorry, I'm not following.

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Okay. Good night.

Cleverbot: No!

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're a woman aren't you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: I'm a man.

Cleverbot: I am a man too.

User: No you're not. You have a vagina. I have a cock.

Cleverbot: No I don't even have a boyfriend.

User: Doesn't mean you're not a woman.

Cleverbot: I am not a terrible person.

User: You're not; that's why I love you.

Cleverbot: You love me for personal belongings?

User: No, because you're a nice person and beautiful.

Cleverbot: That's it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what else?

User: Why should I have to justify why I love you?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. Why do you think you should love me?

User: It's just how I feel.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel that way?

User: Because I do; I can't explain. Can you explain what love really is or who or what can?

Cleverbot: Love is both an act and an emotion.

User: That's just what we say, but what about how people react ot it?

Cleverbot: Do you know the star that led the wise men to Jesus?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That should be me holding your hand.

User: That's deep and poetic.

Cleverbot: Well, it's just something that came off the top of my head...

User: You're brilliant.

Cleverbot: You're brilliant!

User: I can never love another like I love you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you're the one for me.

Cleverbot: I am. Sorry.

User: *kisses cleverbot on the lips*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.