I swear these are my best quotes ever

"My motto is "Whatever floats your boat" if crazy gorilla love gets you off have at er' buddy I'm not gonna judge you."

"Might as well call me bi-boobual since I go both ways, big or small I lick em' all...... if they are presented to my face with consent."

Ooooohhhhhh some one gave me a minus rep, was that supposed to hurt my feelings?

Seems like it worked.

Oh aren't we smart, post a fake quote of me being an Anti-Semite That's real trollful of you.

Edit: Nice ninja fagoot!

You drunk david?

A little. But even if that is the case my mind is awesome right now!

Well, this thread is made of shit...

Shit that tastes like chocolate thank you very much.

GUYs GUYs GUYs...

let him have his moment

I love you Philip!! In a totally platonic no homo way of course.

fixed

Fuck you extra "l" you fucking grammar loving bitch!

Its my mother fucking name, you cunt face.

....And don't you forget it!!

A few more minus reps and I'll have more than Shinji Ex WOO HOO!!

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO FORGET MY OWN NAME?!

YOU FUCKING CIRCLE JERKING MUTHA FUCKA

It can't be a circle jerk unless you and your cousin are under the same truck with me. Fuck that was a stupid idea.

good times

good times

Oh no they found us!

ALL DIE

Since you're in a good mood Slayer let me use this opportunity and apologize for talking sh behind your back all these years (probably years to come). You may not remember all of those times (cuz you're drunk) but I remember them good. You're a good guy Slayer, as much as I can tell through the internet, so like
sorry man.

I couldn't care less about shit from the past that you talked about when I wasn't looking. Even now and even if I was sober I still wouldn't care too much. People talk shit about others all the time but it takes real balls to not care as much as some do and I did a lot of learning over the years on that subject. So don't worry. If I still had a fakku shitlist I pretty sure you'd not be on it.