I Think I have Phimosis...

Srs busns.
Oh, I'm serious though.

I chopped my dick off.

I win.

Get laid moar. Apparently it helps.

Put a filet knife on an oven burner, drink a fifth of jack daniels; the filet knife should be red hot. Then filet the problem.

Good Luck!


Watch the end of this video. I beleive this woman can help you.

Thank you sir, your wisdom will astound me for years to come.