I think they're onto us...

College students.

Coffee is the life blood of every carpenter I know.
Having to wake up at 2:30 AM probably has something to do with it.

Shower/shave/coffee/ice the water jug/drive two hours to site? Worked some laboring at three sites. Didn't drink coffee until BT and deployment. ARMY NIGGER JUICE IS LIKE GROUND SHIT AND DIRT. I drunk gatorade since it was 95f at 4:30 in the morning.

Wasn't 666 a codename for Nero Ceasar or some shit like that?
I see that watching all those documentaries finally paid off.

It's people like her that make me hate religious people even more than I thought humanly possible.

I saw this yesterday on facebook haha

mhmmm, the drink i've been drinking since i was merely 13 is the work of the devil himself and totally not just an 'm' shaped to look like a claw. i'll believe you when the devil comes knocking at my door.

*tips fedora and flies into the sunset*

When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!



Seriously though, fuck religion.

I don't like listening to ancient fairy tales, and I certainly won't delude myself into thinking they're real.

So I take it I'm the only one here who drinks Monster with Vodka?
._.

they taste like soda

You must have some pretty poor tasting soda up there then.

you mean normal American Soda?

Who knows? The soda I drink doesn't taste anywhere near as bad as energy drinks.

I drink fruit juice

When cold they're not bad. Like one tasted like fruitpunch mixed with sprite. Another tasted like skittles

Even if it was their intention to put subliminal messages on their product, it doesn't do any harm to the public. The only energy drink I tried was red bull. Not too bad, but not too good either. It was at least better than those 5 hour energy shots.

Only energy drink I ever bothered to try out was the gatorade.

It didn't meet my expectations. Water is much better than gatorade.

This woman needs to find a real job and help society, religious people tend to have too much time on their hands.
So it's ok to sell so-called blessed holy socks for $500 but people can't even have a shitty drink because it's the work of Satan? At least the man puts a fair price on it.

I would definitely drink Monster energy drinks if they were factually proven to be Satanic.

"Bottoms up. And the Devil laughs."

Y'know, as batshit insane as her argument is, its nothing if not well articulated. You can tell that she practiced it A LOT. I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Monster logo's resemblance to '666' in Hebrew characters was proven to be intentional, but its pretty crazy to think it has any bearing other than style/shock value.