I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow

So you are spending more on internet than rent? Is the rent and internet bills split between you?

the rent is split but i pay for the internet; i steal her food from the fridge and she can't do anything; and every time her and her friends drink i can join in for nuthin;





i actually pay 150$ more then she does for the rent...i'm being used and abused like some kind of patsy....

i'm too nice a person....
people are always taking advantage of me


like when i was 11 and richard held me down and stole my first kiss stuck his tongue right down my throat you'd think after struggling for 20 minutes he'd get the hint but he just overpowered me... ... molester...bastard he was 14 but molestation is molestation

I prefer Shinji over you.

Remind me again how old and overused this joke is?

Do you like my NEW AVI ???
Its full of DERP.
Please dont laugh at me.

I hate the meme, because it's so overused.

But I giggle when a Guard says it while playing the game. Am I weird?

Here sir, have this rock, go away, and have a nice day.

I have no idea what he's saying......

...What?