I wanna be the very best

Raucous expression of amusement, I question thee the nature of this occurrence?

(lolwut?)

Motherfuck now I gotta listen to this song. Off to iTunes...

Portable Atrocities. Hah.

Reminded me of a rather creepy picture of Mewtwo.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/600395/creepy-highres-light-schizophrenia-mewtwo-no_human

Riveting tale ol' chap.

Ever heard the Japanese one?

Hey look it's Mewthree. Fuckin' creepy dude...

Like no one ever was?

I WAS gonna vocaroo the whole thing, but then I listened to me sing the first couple of lines, and decided to not have your ears cry bloody tears.

Thou must adjust yourself to face an unpleasant situation;
Also, since you shall be facing two of us, brace yourself two-fold;
To ensure that the planet on which we reside does not suffer any immense harm;
To bring together the masses of our country in glorious harmony;
To refute any immoralities associated with of being honest, as well as those related to emotions of immense passion and romance;
To broaden our maximum grasp to the heavens in which shimmering balls of gas are abundant.
Jessie!
James!
This common allegiance that names itself with a projectile propels itself upward with an immense amount of velocity;
Unless you admit defeat to us at this present moment, you should plan to enter a skirmish with us being your main opponents.
Indubitably, say I, their talking portable atrocity companion, Meowth.

Huh...interesting. I like both in their own ways, but for me, nothing can the English one in my heart. It's what made me into the Pokemon fan I am today. :)

Pokemon Coma Theory

Read that a while ago. Fucked up yo.

Although my favorite is still Glitchy Red.

I still haven't catch'em all.

I have been waiting to post this picture.

Please, do enlighten me; how to be as awesome as yours?

Pokemon wasn't gay, until 251 became 251+