I was jerking my turkey to some hentai when.............

That was a lovely story.

That has happened to me a lot, then my mom gave me a key to lock the door.

I hear you can get a device that's a pedal and when you press on it it minimizes the window you currently have open. Won't even appear on the taskbar.

Maybe you should look into that.

I bet she has a spare one.

A pedal that automatically presses windows + M

Not quite, window + M still shows you have the internet open on the taskbar. Even so pressing a pedal with your foot is considerably less conspicuous than pressing buttons, and easier if your mid-fap.

Ok, I'm going to break this down:
a) I was saying the pedal essentially presses windows + M (bar the minimising everything)
and
b) Who gives a fuck if internet explorer is still shown on the taskbar, it'd be more suspicious if you were sitting there staring at nothing.

a) I know. I was just pointing out the slight difference, because I'm a picky cunt.

b) But since it only minimizes the window you are currently on, if you have something else open in the background, then that will still be open, and serve as cover. Granted the not showing on the taskbar thing has little impact for browsers, but if you were playing some eroge or something, with a distinctive taskbar image, it's quite useful.

thnx I'd been looking for this kind of stuff everywhere.

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In both of those cases; It really doesn't matter. How is your mum going to know what the icon is?
You're being stupid. It won't show shit. For example, if I minimise chrome as of now, it'd only show chrome is open, but not show what is open.
And as said, your mum wouldn't know you're playing an eroge unless you had volume up at max, and the icon was a chicks pussy or something, in which case, if you're sop paranoid, change the icon. ezfix

It's not about whether she know what the icon is. It's just that knowing my mom, (and anyone else in my family) if they see an icon they don't recognize, they'll ask what it is. I can probably come up with some excuse, but it's easier to not have to.

And I'm not sure what you're saying about the minimization stuff, I think I explained that poorly. What I was saying was that if you have 2 browser windows open, this pedal will only minimize the one that you are viewing. So the other window will remain open.

Just say it's a game, ezpz

And yes, that's what I was saying. Well, essentially. Meant more so you'd minimise the window of the internet and something else would be there. Maybe another window. as much as new windows are hitler. Tabs are better

Above conversation is dumb as shit.

Drift stop wasting time on such pointless bickering.

Yeah, I was just offering this as a possibility. My friend told me about it like 3 months ago, I don't even know if it really exists. I don't need shit like that, because I have creaky floorboards, and my laptop doesn't face my door.



90% of things on the internet are dumb as shit.
Pointless bickering is fun.

Nothing else interesting to do :/

Watch Night Shift Nurses or something.

Ain't got no internet to watch any new series'
Trying to convince dad into getting nbn here

Phone internet or something?

R-Read muh RP.

Yeah, mobile broadband, as we can't get a landline here

yes, though she cant just come in without alerting me.