I wish I made 20,000 a month at the age of 17

I am so jelly of this kid.
http://news.yahoo.com/ohio-high-school-kingpin-arrested-major-drug-bust-164911807--abc-news-topstories.html?_esi=1

I wish I was the only child in a family of acrobats who were murdered by a gang boss which got me adopted by the World's Greatest Detective, became his sidekick, went on to lead a team of teenage heroes, meet an alien princess and proceed to have sex with said alien princess every other day of the week.

I wish I was a genius teenager which has a dad that works in the army, who at the same time invents the greatest weapon of war. Due to a twist of fate, I get the operating manual of said weapon and pilots it. Rides a ship full of teenage crewmembers which miraculously survives impossible odds thanks to the prototype machine of war and singlehandedly ends the war.

TIL a cannabis plant can be costed 5000$

>can be costed
>costed

mfw

I wish I was the greatist detective who lost both of his parents, but was determined and became something more of a symbol through out the world. Despite, my inability of power I would use my intelligence and the endless amount of money to be 1 step ahead of my enemies and allies. Despite the loss of several people close to me I still had some quick or long relationships with Talia al Ghul, Selina Kyle, Zatanna, Vicki Valem, and Pamela Isley. But I am so fucking lonely.

Still think Dick has a better trak record. An Alien Princess, a Goddess, a murderer, a suspected murderer, Huntress, made out with Selina Kyle once, Tarantula, and the human internet formerly known as Batgirl. All that without having to resort to a billionaire playboy persona. Just showing off the best ass in DC.

fair enough.

Also, the comments on that article are hilarious.

He got caught though so there really isnt anything to be jealous about.

But now his life is pretty much over.

I was jealous with the amount of money he was making at his age.

Weed prices are high in Ohio.


Also...

I rather play LoL then smoke weed