I wish I was a Cat!

My Cat's are at the corner of my bed on a folded blanket sleeping
and have those mellow faces when they stretch out or when you lightly pet them

Lucky bastards!

Somebody's gonna make a pussy joke...

I was actually going to write inb4 pussy joke, but I wanted to see who would bite at it

what? you bite pussy? D=

I stroke my pussy everyday. However, the ungrateful bastard bites my hand. Bad pussy.

I love that song! When I sing it at karaoke it brings the house down.