I won the epic battle

So, I was in mah room minding my own business and out of nowhere "ZUUUU~!", a huge butterfly/type bug appears. I grab the nearest shoe and the battle begins!

The bug was first floating around high in the closet, so I couldn't quite squish it with my shoe. I was patient for a while and then, bam, I spot my chance, it lowered itself a bit. I threw the first blow and missed, the bug then flew around me crazily and tried to seek refuge in the light bulb, but I didn't let it and threw another blow to get it away from it, the wind had hit it. The bug was dizzy and hugged the wall, but I didn't let the sight of a dead bug on my wall bother me and I threw my shoe at it!

But no, the bug was alive, the shoe barely missed it. I then took the show back and started slashing with it frantically everywhere. The bug was nowhere to be found until I looked down and there it was! It was flying low near the floor, it thought it was smart. I then threw the shoe downwards with all my strength "PSHH!""BAM!". But the bugger was still alive! The shoe had grazed it!

I was getting tired, I almost gave up, but I saw my chance! The bug was dizzily floating around on the floor near me. I took up the shoe and decided to give 1 last throw! "Pshh!" "BAM!" I saw a little puddle of blood... the bug had been crushed... and I emerged victorious.

Should have thrown a pokeball.

Should have raped the bug

Someone should give you a warrior medal.

INB4 pen "I'm afraid of butterflies because of their irregular flight patterns"

How much exp did you get?

Did the ending credits play as you celebrated your victory?

Tear its wings first, then raep.

Any points you would have won for having an "epic battle" with a moth are instantly lost by listening to Drowning Pool. Rookie mistake really, But If you like you can go home with a copy of our home game?

wat

An epic battle and no drops?

R.I.P. little bug. XD

I bet another swarm will rise and take revenge. Muwahahah.

But what you didnt realize was that you had only defeated the first form of the three part final boss battle....

I smell revenge, better watch out

and that children was the tail of the allmighty one, who smite the moth and saved us all from damnation.