I Wore a Hen-Tie Shirt to a Convention

And someone commented on the fucking hat I was wearing. Someone taps me on the shoulder and goes, "Hey, man, I just gotta say something." I quiver with anticipation, expecting to finally find another person from Fakku, and what do I get? "DENVER BRONCOS ROCK!"

I don't give a shit about football, or any kind of sport. I found the hat on the road, and it fit (and was actually clean). I wear it to keep the sun out of my eyes. And that's what someone commented on.

No one said a single goddamned thing about the Hen-Tie shirt.

I fucking hate you, Tennessee.

Wow, people are actually lame enough to come up to a stranger and talk about their hat.

They're not welcome in new york city. They will get stabbed.

Nobody ever recognizes the hen-tie shirt over here either. I has a sad.

Draw a hitler mustache on the chicken. Problem = solved.

It's Nash, it probably already has one.

And probably a sticker of Death Panda on it too.

What about an actual Death Panda shirt?

You no longer surprise me Nash, I already assume the worst regarding you constantly.

GET SOME NEW MATERIAL!

I'm running on empty lately.

Well even if someone did recognize a hen tie shirt, they may be too ashamed about their own Fakku addiction to admit it? Despite the fact that you obviously share said addiciton.

Iunno. But this post makes me want to buy a hen tie shirt. I HOPE THEY HAVE FEMALE FITS.

For a girl I think a Mega Milk shirt would be better...

Hen Tie or nothing, man. Hen Tie or nothing.

Then nothing it may be...

...

I dream of a world where wimminz do the megamilk pose just because they like it...

Seems they only have male sizings. :( That makes me incredibly sad.

My MMO clan has female sized merchandise, and it sells PANTIES and THONGS that say "I <3 (guildname)".

TIME TO STEP UP, FAKKU.

This was at an anime convention. Which had a huge hentai thing going on every night.

Maybe it's because I have the no-definition shirt. Dammit, I thought people could put two and two together!

Tennessee

Math Of any kind

Expectations of any person in the world, ever...

DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

2+2=5

In tennessee, you'd get a nobel price for such a discovery.

All I can think of is 1984 now, thanks.

It's sad because it's really true. I went to one of the best high schools in the area, and it was pathetically easy. And a lot of people still failed.