IB is so cashul now

No one ever does anything to rip on newfags much anymore.

What happened to traditions?

I expected to be greeted with hatred, people calling me faggot, moron, then posting images of how I could commit suicide, etc, but...

The response was too weak. You've failed me, IB.

I'll make it my mission to make new users miserable in your stead.

Newfag hazing used to be such a sport, too.

Fuck off faglord. Pour kerosene all over yourself and then jump into a campfire. Afterward, make sure you crawl over lots of broken glass on your way to the hospital. Make sure to throw up and die pathetically as you don't even make it to the front door.


























You happy now?

People left the Forums because they aren't as fun anymore. These things happen.

Just the fact that you added that at the end shows how weak you guys have become at this...

It almost makes me want to kill myself, but then I realize that what I needed was some good ol' self-esteem targeting insults.

This is how's it's really done, and I think you should really do these things, in this order:

Shove a pinapple up your ass until it disappears, and then fist yourself with this cactus, after which you should cut yourself with razors in non-vital areas, and pour vinegar and salt over your wounds in order to recover faster.

Then, after you stop bleeding, remove the cactus from your ass, and go shit out the pineapple.

Afterward, place a burlap sack over your head, create holes for your eyes but not your nose or mouth, tie the burlap sack tightly around your neck, and then tie lead weights (or any heavy metal objects) to your ankles. Don't use shackles, since they tend to have keyholes, and we don't want an easy get-out-of-jail-free card.

Next, cover yourself from head to toe in delicious fish bait, power bait, or whatever you think the fish in a river that is twice as deep as you are tall will eat.

Finally, stand on a cliff near a river that is at least twice as deep as you are tall, and pick up the weights tied to your ankles. Throw them into the river so that you'll be pulled off the cliff by them, maybe hitting your head a few times during the fall, also breaking your ankles, and falling into the river, sinking to the bottom, without a hope to escape.

Congratulations! You are dead.

I never notice that me and the fam are the only ones using chopsticks outside the staff on lunch break.

I foresee an attention whore...

Well, your mom's a whore, so...

Okay, that seals it. Nothing to see here, just another attention whore.

Ain't nobody got time for your shit.

Hazing is only really fun when the person has done something to deserve it, otherwise it's childish as fuck.

If you're not getting hazed you're not trying hard enough.

Who are you again?

Can you stop with the foreplay already? If you want a bukkake on your attention whore face then just come out with it.

It pretty much stopped when all the regulars left, and the new people took over.

Tl;dr op is an attention whore, and we're giving op attention, just not quite what they wanted.
Either way, nobody really cares

There was never any hazing ritual. New members would often come into the section without lurking or having a basic understanding of how it operates and get thrashed for it because they posted something ignorant and embarrassing, but it's not like that type of response was reserved just for new members. In fact, the worst responses the section ever dished out were to regulars on the forum.

^ pretty much this.
You do something stupid, you get a paddlin'. You constantly do stupid shit, you get an extra hard paddlin'.

Or if you're shinji, you be stupid to get the extra paddlin' and neg reps

ftfy

>casual

It helps that most of the best IBastards have retired.

Cool.