I.....Cant....fap
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
After losing a gamble to my little brother, I had to move my computer to the living room to make room for his. Fapping has never been riskier. Although I do get more opportunities.
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Blackraider78 wrote...
Spoiler:
You got ignored xD
It's probably because I was talking about f*cking instead of fapping...
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Hell, I can fap with Christian Music going through my brain.
Try to imagine an orgy going on with the sound of music carol, and xmas related porn helps much.
Happy Fappin'!
Try to imagine an orgy going on with the sound of music carol, and xmas related porn helps much.
Happy Fappin'!
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oneshott wrote...
My parents are playing Christmas music downstairsMan, I hate that shit. It's so upbeat, happy and christmasy; fucking disgusting.
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Longevity wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Gatheringsin wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Gatheringsin wrote...
I don't know, some christmas songs can be quite fap worthy. Like Santa Baby, I can definitely fap with that playing.Oh, Look kids! It's the holiday Pedo! =D
Hardly.
Its actually quite sultry, sounds more like a sugarbaby asking her sugardaddy for stuff instead of a little girl writing to santa.
... besides, why am I getting called a pedo with all the lolicon around here?!?
There ain't nothin' wrong with Loli... Mmm... Loli.
POINT IS! YOU PEDO ON HOLIDAYS! Which is uncool.
So it's cool to fantasize about little kids, but fantasizing about fucking Mrs.Clause a 3 midget elves while been gagged and branded is uncool?
that doesn't seem fair
Hey, I don't make the rules!
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Sisami are you saying if a sexy girl in a christmas suit offered you much joyful sex you would refuse it on the grounds that it is christmas related?
You are not a man
You are not a man
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liljadams392 wrote...
Dudes, you wanna know buzzkill... This morning (5 December 2009) at was at some girls house trying for the fifth time to get into this girls pants ( she gave me the lets just cuddle BS). I was FINALLY able to get into her room and start giving her the business. Everything was perfect, her best friend was taking a long shower, and her roomates were out of the house. Right as we are about to reach the moment of truth her best friend just barges in the room (it was locked though she had a key) to see me plowing the girl into the dirt lol. i stopped and looked, the girl i was sexing looked at me, and she looked at both of us and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" Long story short, i left that girl's unsatisfied devastated as I had just fell victim to the worlds biggest cock block.
-True Story :(
LOL thats just terrible :(
but realy that she have her best friend there is not perfect, even if she wouldnt catch you, unnless if she joined in of course ;)
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teoretikern wrote...
liljadams392 wrote...
Dudes, you wanna know buzzkill... This morning (5 December 2009) at was at some girls house trying for the fifth time to get into this girls pants ( she gave me the lets just cuddle BS). I was FINALLY able to get into her room and start giving her the business. Everything was perfect, her best friend was taking a long shower, and her roomates were out of the house. Right as we are about to reach the moment of truth her best friend just barges in the room (it was locked though she had a key) to see me plowing the girl into the dirt lol. i stopped and looked, the girl i was sexing looked at me, and she looked at both of us and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" Long story short, i left that girl's unsatisfied devastated as I had just fell victim to the worlds biggest cock block.
-True Story :(
LOL thats just terrible :(
but realy that she have her best friend there is not perfect, even if she wouldnt catch you, unnless if she joined in of course ;)
Naw I had to end my attempt that morning, but that night... lets just say I laid pipes and she was not walking straight! :D
