[Locked] Icarus Giveaway Week 4
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holy beejebus, it's already on page 16 O.o
Me winning this is as likely as dividing by zero and having no bad consequences...
Me winning this is as likely as dividing by zero and having no bad consequences...
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And thus does Havok make his post. *Goes back to watching TTGL*
Crying /m/anly tear over.
Crying /m/anly tear over
Spoiler:
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How FAKKU! Changes Lives
Hey im John. Ive never had a girlfriend in my life. I just wasnt kool or interesting. After a long day, it was like every other night, I went to sleep. Alone. By myself. In an empty bed. As I went off to sleep, crying my ass off as uaual, I held my Haruhi Suzumiya plush close to my heart.
*a few hours later...*
I felt a pleasant sensation for a moment in my sleep. I thought it was nothing, so I went back to sleep. It started up again. I felt my dick being massaged violently! I opened my eyes shouting "What the fuck!!". Only to witness what was in front of me - Haruhi Suzumiya!
"I want you to fuck me in the ass!", she said in a quiet and demanding voice.
This was unbelievable to say the least. I didnt give a rat's ass as to weather this was dream or reality. All I was concerned about was getting my stone like dick inside a female at least once in my 40 years. I didnt care which hole it was.
We started getting-it-on!!
She moaned as I thrusted in and out of her. She screamed, "I cant believe anal is this great. Its almost anai!"
"Anai?", I said.
"Yes, anai.", she replied. "Like radius and radii. Its the plural of anal."
"Oh, I see", I said.
We went on for a while, then she said, "Wanna try my pussy now?".
I didnt hesistate. I thrusted inside of her warm pussy.
She started to moan out loud, "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!....FAKKU! FAKKU! FAKKU!..."
Wondering what she was saying, I said to her, "Whats this FAKKU about?"
She developed a sinister grin on her face and said, "What's this FAKKU about you ask? Teehee. Its all about hentai!"
There, at that point in time, I realized what was missing from my life - FAKKU! was missing. Ever since that day, my life's been great. I visit FAKKU.net daily and wear FAKKU! shirts and caps. FAKKU! was the best thing to happen to me, even better than birth. I eventually met a girl at work who was into hentai. I introduced her to FAKKU.net and she became hooked. We got along great and ended up being married. Thank you Jacob. Thank you FAKKU. Thank you.
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FAKKU!
[/h]All About Hentai
NOTE:
I used Haruhi Suzumiya, cuz I read somewhere on the forums that she liked anal. Also, srry if I offend any of you Suzumiya fans. Its not intentional. This is incoherant babbling after all.
P.S. This NOT real.