If I...

Ok so this is another forum game i came up with, don't know if it has already been made her but who cares.

So it works like this. You say something like: If i had a watermelon. Then the next user ends it for example: I would smash it, and then says something new beginning with If I.

It don't have to be an object you can say something like: If i were Bruce Willis. Or: If i could control the wind. You get the point. It just have to start with If I.

Ok so i start then.

If I were a cat..

I'd be fine with it...

Cuz you know a cat is fine too...

...

If I were a rich girl...

I would be a cock tease.

If I had a 30" cock...

I'd pleasure myself with it...



If I were an animal...

i'd promote animal rights.

If I were a zombie

I'd fuck my cute female patients...

If I were an anime character...

I'd fuck all the anime characters i like (that's going to take a while)

If I had Paris Hilton chained to a pole...

I wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole...

If I had a 10 foot pole...

..I would laugh at Paris starve to death as people walk by with DO NOT WANT looks on their faces.

If I were a scientist..

EDIT: Beaten argh D:

Well anyway If I hat a ten foot pole I would constuct a tower of ten foot poles with my ten foot pole collection

I would burn it all.

If I were chained to a pole with Paris Hilton...

I'd go get a girlfriend cuz obviously Im very ronery...

If I were a hentai chara...

I'd live a normal life while all my other hentai friends fucked each others brains out.

If I ate pizza for the reast of my life..

I would cut myself with it.

If I were Mio from K-ON...

I would kill him and rule as the 99th Emperor.

If I a loli

You'll be pedobear'd


If I were a Kamen Rider (lol)

I'd be turf battling with the power rangers

If I awoke without my penis...

I would steal another persons penis.

If I were Kamina...

I'd have "Epic Death" written on my tombstone.

If I were an Oscar Mayer wiener...

i'd go sky diving

if i were the king of the gods...