If you had killed somebody

Stick my hand up it's arse, I've always wanted a puppet.

Just burn it over tires you bums.

Using rubber as the fuel, it can burn hot enough to turn literally everything to ash, including teeth. And they can't DNA test that kind of crap.

=3

They misunderstood my motives, stupid Americans.

I'd ship it to the leader of Iran

I should reanimate it into a morph with quintessence

This^

I'll just use it as a feed for the dogs, or just burn it into ashes.

Girl = Necrophilia/Cannibalism
Guy = Dump it.

use a hammer to break out all the teeth for no dental records...

Cut off all tips of fingers for no fingerprint recognition...

Smash face in with rock for no recognition at all...

Cut off arms legs and separate torso into many parts for easier transportation and disposing...

If there is no way of disposing it outside... Look up online how to make bathtub acid... (You know there's a guide somewhere) Then stick body in there...

Final step, Find a patsy... Someone to throw the rat on...

I would use it as the starting piece of my undead army obviously.

Girl: Depending on how beautiful the girl is, I might turn into a necrophiliac or not

Normal situation

1. Chop body into pieces
2. Burn those pieces until they are nothing but ash
3. Put those ashes into a jar
4. Spread ashes in the middle of a crowded city junction and watch the ashes fly away.

If in the case I don't do this, I will just give the body to Nash and let him do whatever he wants.

I would cremate it in a remote location and then grind the entirety of the skull, jaw and teeth into a finite powder to leave no traceable evidence to identify the victim.

I'll use it for emergencies... Like when I get hungry :3

use the body to create make weapons

nothing..if i killed someone i'm more likely to get caught by messing with the body. I would kill the person likely with a blunt force trauma to the top of the head with a wooden baseball bat ,leave scene, burn bat, and prepare alibi likely something like visting my senile old grandmother and explaining how we watched murder she wrote on her DVR

Thought of this many times.

Burn it. Burn it as well as possible. Smash what bones remain and disperse the splinters through several trash collections.

I would do one of either two things.

1. I would recreate the series of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

2. Removal all internal organs and skelteon, make his body a hollow case and walk around free of sunshine care and terrorize their loved ones.

and needing sexual pleasure

I think I should be bothered by the amount of people who said something along the lines of 'fuck it'.

Odd.

I'll inject it with T-Virus(made by: assorted energy drinks, multivitamins and weeds... with sugar). if he becomes a zombie, I'll blow up his head. then I'll be known all over the world as the man who saved the world from zombie infestation... then the police will let me off the hook... end.