I'm a sick, sick person. part 2

So I got band rehearsal today and that totally hot chick singer was there as usual.

She hurt herself somehow, and I got a boner because I have a crying fetish and the tears were rolling down her cheeks. Oh, I so wanted to lick them off her face.

Then she went on to talk about that bike accident when she was a kid. She nearly bit off the tip of her tongue and it only dangled on a little piece of flesh that was still left.

My pee-pee was like

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I feel horrible now.

Well all I can say is that its your fetish, Even if its alittle twisted
it still isn't as bad as some of the other sick fetishes out there.

inb4 she finds fakku, sees this post and goes like

I totally see what you did there.

No guys, you can't comprehend THE HORROR I feel when I think about myself.

I was really trying hard to restrain myself from fapping when I saw her crying.

You are a horrible person, Nash.

and here i enter
blood. . . it my thing.
back in college a girl cut her hand with a razor cutting dodging and burning mask opening in photography classes(too long to explain) and she ran to me because i was her partner(lover later) and show it to me. i couldn't hold it in so when i took her to the wash room for prints and clean it up for her. i burred out how i like the taste of blood and she let me drink her(she was one of those vampire desire goth chicks). best two years of my life.

For some reason, I imagined you with the same look your avatar has.

Along with the muttering of 'Excellent' or something to that accord.

Fix'd.


TL Note: Keikaku Dori means just as planned

same

Stop giving me a boner.

Hha, that does make more sense.

And definetly something Nash would say...

Still watching you from the shadows, KoI.

Slayer is correct...It could be worse...you could be a New Zealander and have a fetish for sheep!

I'm going to make sure I don't start crying or bleeding.

Cause then you'd probably jump me.

And I really, really don't want that.

Hmm what's worse, a fetish for violence and sorrow or a fetish for sheep?

They're so fluffy and soft, how can anyone not get a boner from that.

I feel bad for any future girlfriends of yours, haha.

I could just picture you getting her to cry just so you get a boner.

meh can't be much worse then mine...i take lots of martial arts courses for shits and giggles and i can honestly say i'm never more excited then when i'm delivering an axe kick into the face of a downed opponent or the sickly crunching noise as ribs give way to hard knee blows..or the sweet popping sound of ligaments tearing as I apply a lock..the look of horror as my sparring partner misreads my fake and eats the tips of my gloves..the wheezing breath of someone showing they can't go on , only bringing me the sweetest high a man can know as i bring a spinning backfist to the side of their head just so i can see the disconnected look in their eyes as they hit the ground...god if i didn't wear a cup that was to big I don't think i could contain my fucking erection

This may shock some people, but the way I behave on the forums is exaggerated to the maximum. People expect me to behave like this, so they get what they pay for.

I'm not a sick fuck IRL. Though I really do have a crying fetish.

And the tongue thing made me cringe actually.

That would be so convenient...she wants to fuck, she just pinches her arm, start crying, whatever and whoooo!