I'm at that point where I'm really fucking drunk

I dunno, I've been absolutely wasted in the past and operated my laptop just fine. It's being able to type coherant sentences, not to mention words which look like they exist, which is the difficult part.

That's why it took a good 10 minutes for me to just fuckin' log in, you can't see if you make any mistakes when typing.

I honestly think it's possible to get drunk but still be able to type coherent sentences. Im a bad drinker but somehow I can still manage to get my act together... except for the throwing up part. It's the only thing I cant control when Im drunk.

Well atleast you're not typing as if you were talking in a drunk "slur"
Also, I know that feel bro...
I'm terrible with alcohol. I always tell myself that I'd be fine after "just one more" untill I'm pissing and throwing up at the same time in some bush...
Well, atleast I don't do that more than a few times a year.
Meh.

I don't always get drunk, but when I do? I prefer to do it with friends and not the internet. Lame faggots, you!

I'm at that point where I don't give a fuck.

Bonus points if you feel regret.

Im' at the point were im reAlly fuchking drunk and my friend came round and sayies i got some weed and not just any weed weed with an odd name and fuck im like sure have a drink and am fucked i been been fucking trippin bals for the past hour and a half i dont know if i can make it to bed .

QFT

QFT?

Quick Far Throwing?

Quiet Fucking Time?

Queen's Feet Toughener?

Huh?

Quote For the Win

Nah, it's Qouted (or quoting) For Truth.